So stunting is starting to take over your normal life when...
You tell someone your friend looped his car when he wrecked.
You start to stunt other things, scooters, bicycles, 2 yo bikes...
You spend more than 1 hour a day on stuntlife.
You have over 5 gigs of motorcylce stunt clips on your comp.
You delete **** to make room for more stunt clips.
You have your clips organised in endo,wheelie,burnout,trailer....
You have been asked if you ever tried acid and you reply no i dont have my tank beat in so it would hurt.
Have more than 6 motorcycle tires in your garage.
Have more than 3 subframes in your garage.
Have rubber on ground from doing burnout in garage.
You keep your bike in your basement over winter.
Ride in the snow and get pissed when you dont get traction to wheelie.
Have 5 or more shirts you only wear when your riding your bike.
Have more than 3 subframes in your garage.
Just paid 800 dollars to have a lawyer fix your wheelie CNI.
Sold your dog to get a xr50.(also didn't have enough room for him but still thats what i used to money for)

(All of these i'm guilty to)

And my newones one i did just today
See a really hot girl and say to your friends: Damn i'm stunt the **** outta her.

Lol i thought all this was funny i'm sure there is more stuff but i cannot think of any more off the top of my head.


BTW this is my 100th post! YAY!

 

its the truth

 

I said that exact thing at the bar last weekend and one of my buddies that was with me looked at me like WTF!

 

Usually about half way through winter I start to break down and break sh*t around my house. Then I go beat my girlfriend and f*ck my dog........ OH WAIT!!!! I think thats the other way around.

 

Video from back in April hahahaha.

http://www.apexstunts.com/chair.wmv

i can chair wheelie combo now better than darius.. i can even do 'em switchback :D

 

so damn tru man ... good call .... said the subframe thing twice, but it works

 

thats hilarious

 

haha, that was close at the end! You almost looped it!

 

so true bro. I laughed my *** off cause im guilty of 99% of em. the 1% that isn't true, is i didn't sell my dogs!

 

how about these

you have you bike inside (nobasement) and your wife makes you eat dinner or watch tv while sitting on your bike...

your christmas tree ornaments are all 1/25th scale bikes with a helmet for an angel

you sell your golf clubs and snowboard to buy a welder to make 12 bars/ cages

you do coasters in your car... to see how fast you need to go to go a certain distance.

 

yo, that was dope dood! That sh*t is so true. The end got sketchy but the rest i hear. I can't believe we got 2' of snow...florida here I come!

 

 

 

Thats so true. How about if you keep your bike in your bedroom.

 

 

awesome

 

Bike in the bedroom even better i'd do it but i live with my uncle and he'd prolly be pissed hes mad enough about me taking over the garage and the 1/2 unfinished part of the basement :P