biggest squid move??
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From: Philly
Re: biggest squid move??
i had the my bike parked in my drive way facing the garage, i wanted to spin it around on the kickstand to face outwards towards the truck to put it up the ramp, well the kickstand folded an the bike fell right on my foot, cage slider straight into my toes
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big fonky rubber chicken
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From: dallas n,c u.s.
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From: doesn't matter I'm moving
Re: biggest squid move??
chopped the throttle on a SS and buried my knees in the tank on an 07 600rr whilst pretty much laying on top of the headlights, recovered though. Week later wondered why my petrol cap looked off and took the plastic fuel tank cover off to find two massive knee dents in the tank. Never chop the throttle again!
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From: b-lo, NY 716
Re: biggest squid move??
LOL this a good one:
learnin BP and brake the first few times at some loading docks on my minty r6. that was my first mistake right there. got my first case of the slow wobbles goin probably 10-15 mph. tried to correct it but I just made it worse. set it down all sideways about 40-50 feet from a cement wall. tried to spike the front brakes and accidentally hit the throttle at the same time. skidded the front tire about 20 feet while accelerating to about 30 mph into the wall at a 45 degree angle then into a dumpster. i hit the dumpster, the bike didnt. i actually moved the dumpster into the wall
learnin BP and brake the first few times at some loading docks on my minty r6. that was my first mistake right there. got my first case of the slow wobbles goin probably 10-15 mph. tried to correct it but I just made it worse. set it down all sideways about 40-50 feet from a cement wall. tried to spike the front brakes and accidentally hit the throttle at the same time. skidded the front tire about 20 feet while accelerating to about 30 mph into the wall at a 45 degree angle then into a dumpster. i hit the dumpster, the bike didnt. i actually moved the dumpster into the wall
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Joined: Mar 2009
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From: Depew, NY, USA
Re: biggest squid move??
Behn you seriously need to get a new helmat...one that fits your tiny head.... lol stunt this weekend at docks where you recked that perdy bike?
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From: b-lo, NY 716
Re: biggest squid move??
Squid...
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From: Krum, Texas, USA
Re: biggest squid move??
You can find a helmet cheap man... You are way better off in a shitty cheap helmet then one that does not fit.. I have seen guys crush there face on dirt because there helmets were not tight fitting and they smashed in to the front of them
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From: b-lo 2 tha roc,ny
Re: biggest squid move??
i got 2 for ya ..
my homeboy ( who can only torque wheelie i may add) decided to wheelie down a a side street cause some kids asked him 2, so he went to the end of the street got some steam torqued it up and then realized that the road ended at a T with a red light so he came down ( did i mention it was raining) he couldn't stop the bike and well hit the 6inch curb, the bike flipped smashed into a pole, he didnt seem to let go for some reason that i dont know and so he hit the pole and then hit a metal picket fence
definetly not that pretty.. this was at the beginning of summer so his summer was ruined and was in the hospital for a couple weeks
my homeboy ( who can only torque wheelie i may add) decided to wheelie down a a side street cause some kids asked him 2, so he went to the end of the street got some steam torqued it up and then realized that the road ended at a T with a red light so he came down ( did i mention it was raining) he couldn't stop the bike and well hit the 6inch curb, the bike flipped smashed into a pole, he didnt seem to let go for some reason that i dont know and so he hit the pole and then hit a metal picket fence
definetly not that pretty.. this was at the beginning of summer so his summer was ruined and was in the hospital for a couple weeks
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From: b-lo 2 tha roc,ny
Re: biggest squid move??
2nd one lmfao
my other homeboy .. was warming his bike up and there was sum chicks outside so he was almost ready to roll out so he got on it, started to rev it , put the kickstand up and kept reving, now he thought he put the bike in neutral and let the clutch out .. and well im pretty sure u can imagine what happened next .. so basically throttle dump at maybe 10-11k from a dead stop ... he stayed on for MAYBE 1.5 seconds fell off and rolled into a parked car and the bike went a good few hundred ft down the road thru an intersection fell down skidded on it side a few times then hit a tree
i laughed at this one when it happened cause he got up
my other homeboy .. was warming his bike up and there was sum chicks outside so he was almost ready to roll out so he got on it, started to rev it , put the kickstand up and kept reving, now he thought he put the bike in neutral and let the clutch out .. and well im pretty sure u can imagine what happened next .. so basically throttle dump at maybe 10-11k from a dead stop ... he stayed on for MAYBE 1.5 seconds fell off and rolled into a parked car and the bike went a good few hundred ft down the road thru an intersection fell down skidded on it side a few times then hit a tree
i laughed at this one when it happened cause he got up
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From: Winter Park, Orlando, USA
Re: biggest squid move??
biggest squid move ever!! buying parts to sell on stutlife to cheap moda***** like myself!!! (WORST IDEA EVER!!!)
Last edited by ICoNisMe; Mar 3, 2010 at 11:26 AM. Reason: forgot something
Hitman1969
Joined: Oct 2009
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From: chicago, il, usa
Re: biggest squid move??
LOL this a good one:
learnin BP and brake the first few times at some loading docks on my minty r6. that was my first mistake right there. got my first case of the slow wobbles goin probably 10-15 mph. tried to correct it but I just made it worse. set it down all sideways about 40-50 feet from a cement wall. tried to spike the front brakes and accidentally hit the throttle at the same time. skidded the front tire about 20 feet while accelerating to about 30 mph into the wall at a 45 degree angle then into a dumpster. i hit the dumpster, the bike didnt. i actually moved the dumpster into the wall
learnin BP and brake the first few times at some loading docks on my minty r6. that was my first mistake right there. got my first case of the slow wobbles goin probably 10-15 mph. tried to correct it but I just made it worse. set it down all sideways about 40-50 feet from a cement wall. tried to spike the front brakes and accidentally hit the throttle at the same time. skidded the front tire about 20 feet while accelerating to about 30 mph into the wall at a 45 degree angle then into a dumpster. i hit the dumpster, the bike didnt. i actually moved the dumpster into the wall
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From: chicago for now
Re: biggest squid move??
Hey Blue..still being a squid I guess I have a question for ya..When you started the slow wobbles, what should you have done..Ive felt this before..probably the first and only time I was ever really CLOSE to balance point..I didnt like the feeling, felt horrible..it turned my stomach..I slammed the brake..thank god didnt hurt myself..and went the **** home..I had no idea what to do and was lucky not to have jacked up my minty 08 rr..
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From: b-lo, NY 716
Re: biggest squid move??
Hey Blue..still being a squid I guess I have a question for ya..When you started the slow wobbles, what should you have done..Ive felt this before..probably the first and only time I was ever really CLOSE to balance point..I didnt like the feeling, felt horrible..it turned my stomach..I slammed the brake..thank god didnt hurt myself..and went the **** home..I had no idea what to do and was lucky not to have jacked up my minty 08 rr..
