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Old Sep 15, 2009 | 11:38 PM
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Re: you might be a stunter if...........

mine isnt... ****
Old Sep 15, 2009 | 11:43 PM
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Re: you might be a stunter if...........

how many teeth you got? ill give you mine lol its fresh
Old Sep 16, 2009 | 12:02 AM
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lol its just a lil 45 tooth vortex. nuttin big.
Old Sep 16, 2009 | 12:15 AM
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Re: you might be a stunter if...........

Originally Posted by big ben
u might b a stunter if whenever u see another streetbike the first thing u look at is its sprocket
Never thought of that before.ill start looking now haha
Old Sep 16, 2009 | 12:16 AM
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Re: you might be a stunter if...........

Originally Posted by stunt fighter
you might be a stunter if you open your internet explorer and your home page is stunt life
Ive always wanted to figure out how to do that???
Old Sep 16, 2009 | 01:30 AM
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Re: you might be a stunter if...........

If you crash really bad from doing a 100mph wheelie, suffer from a severe concusion, and almost lose your leg, but the first thing out of you mouth is "Hows my bike!!!!" and depending on the memory loss you say you wanna do it again lol.
Old Sep 16, 2009 | 09:48 AM
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Re: you might be a stunter if...........

you stunt anything you can


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Old Sep 16, 2009 | 10:01 AM
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Re: you might be a stunter if...........

You have an unlimited supply of zip ties with you.
Old Sep 16, 2009 | 11:22 AM
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Re: you might be a stunter if...........

heres a few, its getting harder to come up wit some funny ones that noone has said and im sure ill mention at least one

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Old Sep 16, 2009 | 11:25 AM
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Re: you might be a stunter if...........

Originally Posted by old man roger
every time you see a minty stock bike you think ''what a waste''..lol
I think PARTS!!!
Old Sep 16, 2009 | 11:35 AM
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Re: you might be a stunter if...........

1)when ur tank dent leaks more gas then ur bike consumes.
2)when ur front tire has been the same tire for 3 yrs and ur back tire is replaced once a month.
3)when u use ur tank dent to safely transport toddlers or li kids.
4)when your bike has more parts of other bikes on it and the only thing on it that is original is the frame and motor, <not mine lol
5)if u have read all 14 freaking pages of this and can still come up with stuff.
6)when u find friends in cnc shops and part stores and u pay them in weed to make ur own stuff or discounts.
7)when u have a crf 50 that is bored up to a 180cc!!!
8)when u look at ur past visited web sites all u see is,ebay,ebay,ebay,craigslist, stuntlife classifieds, craigslist,stuntlife,stuntlife,stuntlife, youporn, stuntlife
ahahahahah damn i tried my best to come up wit some new ones that no one has said...braaaap
Old Sep 16, 2009 | 12:16 PM
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Re: you might be a stunter if...........

you find yourself on E-bay, spending your latest pay check on parts, you destroyed last week...
Old Sep 16, 2009 | 02:13 PM
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Re: you might be a stunter if...........

...if u spend evry last dollar u have to go to roc 09!! and say **** the job for not letting u off and then disowning half ur friends cuz u thought they were stunter or "a rider" for that fact. . . ******* *******!!! i got 2 girls coming with me and just gonna go because i said i need some one to drive my car and film and they didnt even get made they cant ride ahaha know thats a rider lol
Old Sep 16, 2009 | 06:16 PM
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Re: you might be a stunter if...........

Originally Posted by cbr_stunt
Ive always wanted to figure out how to do that???
woahhh, that post was a long time ago, i dont even remember typing that
Old Sep 16, 2009 | 06:20 PM
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..if your girlfriend's farts make braap noises and stink like hell

only because she see's that im on here so much lol, its kinda rubbin off on her now
Old Sep 16, 2009 | 07:33 PM
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Re: you might be a stunter if...........

you are sponsored by a zip tie company

the person at the bike parts counter knows you by name bike make model year and phone number.

people hear your idle and say what the ****

you can ride down main street without touching the gas.

if you only own one bike and no cars and your subframe brakes and you ride to work on the tank

if you buy a bike thinking to yourself "ok dont ruin this one no wheelies your just buying it working on it selling it to make money" and you end up stunting it

you have ever rode your bike 5 miles on a blown rear tire
Old Sep 16, 2009 | 07:56 PM
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Re: you might be a stunter if...........

Originally Posted by NBstunter
you have ever rode your bike 5 miles on a blown rear tire
Old Sep 16, 2009 | 08:16 PM
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Re: you might be a stunter if...........

Originally Posted by Buddy luv
1)when ur tank dent leaks more gas then ur bike consumes.
2)when ur front tire has been the same tire for 3 yrs and ur back tire is replaced once a month.
3)when u use ur tank dent to safely transport toddlers or li kids.
4)when your bike has more parts of other bikes on it and the only thing on it that is original is the frame and motor, <not mine lol
5)if u have read all 14 freaking pages of this and can still come up with stuff.
6)when u find friends in cnc shops and part stores and u pay them in weed to make ur own stuff or discounts.
7)when u have a crf 50 that is bored up to a 180cc!!!
8)when u look at ur past visited web sites all u see is,ebay,ebay,ebay,craigslist, stuntlife classifieds, craigslist,stuntlife,stuntlife,stuntlife, youporn, stuntlife
ahahahahah damn i tried my best to come up wit some new ones that no one has said...braaaap
Number 8 is the story of my life, ah ha ha ha
Old Sep 16, 2009 | 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by vegasrider2005
Number 8 is the story of my life, ah ha ha ha
+1

but pornhub.com instead of youporn.com
Old Sep 16, 2009 | 09:44 PM
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Re: you might be a stunter if...........

if you carry your Arizona iced tea in your toliet passenger seat til you get to the lot and then stunt like a champ cuz AZ tea is the chit!



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