If your truck plate says uponone and your bike plate says your crews name!

 

You gotta tension your chain every week!!

 

if you can name 10 things wrong with your bike, off the top of your head!

 

and when they should come in the mail

 

if you read all the things ppl say in this thread and check if its true lol

 

No, you have read EVERY SINGLE POST and have laughed to most or some of them because you know they are true.

 

When you think people who rock stickers on their bike for companies who don't sponsor them you call them a homo sexual....

 

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. HOMO!!!! You don't even know the guys from STUNTFARM! hahahahaha" and that is a quote

 

ahahahahahaha

 

if the only reason you go to school is for the refund checks you recieve each semester to buy new parts lol

 

+9 haha I do that everyday

 

You lie to the wife saying your loading up the bike right now hunny, but really your going out for one last session.

 

if you get a second job that cuts into your lot time so you can buy parts and repair your crunchy piece so you can get back to the lot

 

if the first thing u do when u get out of the shower is warm up ur bike and all ur neighbors look at u weird because ur in a towel

 

u might b a stunter if instead of usung stands, u sit the bike ont the crash cage to change tires...... (and then all ur oil went into ur airbox and when u stated it it billowed white smoke out for 10 min)

 

u spend a few hours a week cruising around county roads and what not trying to find new lots

 

i was cruising all over town and industrial parks this weekend trying to find them while it was trying to rain and ******* cops ran us off from the usual spot.....they even ran us off when JB and Team Rebella were out there with us

 

You know everytime you load your bike up its gonna be a day of stares and questions at stoplights.

You know for a fact there gonna be someone giving you props on your bike at stoplights.

the clerk at the gas station ask what type of bars are on your bike.

everytime you go to the dealership to pick up a part you come back outside and theres a couple of squids standing by your truck staring and talking about what they can but really cant do and follow you for a couple blocks pow powwing around.

 

thats just asking for a hydrolocked motor.

 

you might be stunter if you can fit a small child in your exhaust pipe . . . .oh wait thats just me.