you totally forget its you and your wifes 1 year aniversary cause its thursday night and all your buddies are out riding...

you pawn off an x girlfriends jewelry to buy a DC braket...

if you skip open bar cause a bunch a new parts are in the mail at home and you cant wait 2 put them on...

 

RIght on Nate right on ...

 

you might be a stunter if youd rather ride your stunt piece in a smooth 1000ft x 1000ft lot rather than ride your girlfriend on your queen size bed

 

Hahaha. I dunno. I always like riding your girlfriend on your queen size bed. J/k

 

zinger

 

oh snap! Sukka got served!!

 

so ****** true! but someone has 2 do it

 

you might be a stunter when your riding your street bike on the twisties all you can think about is going home and getting your stunt bike

 

If you get excited over some dumb *** running over a tack and tossing the tires where you can find them...

I'm still waiting for that day...

 

I don't turn her down either. j/k

 

If you put stock clip ons under your trees despite the half inch gap.

If you have 10 helmets and only one has pivots that work.

If you have gotten used to drinks spilling from the foot hole in your seat.

If you buy a 400$ muffler and then cut it in half 2 days later.

If you use the excuse "If I get something in my eye we are both dead" To use the only helmet that has working pivots when riding with the misses.

If you turn down having a kid cause you know she will make you sell your bike.

If you have paid more for repairs than you did for the bike.

If you check craigslist 5 times a day just to see what you can get for future replacement parts

If you bang your girlfriend <or a friends girlfriend> Bent over your bike.

If your idea of parking includes. Spinning the bike around on the kickstand to hide your plates.

If your back pack consists of duct tape zip ties and tools.

If your home owners association is fining you because you lost your muffler going down the highway and your bike is too damn loud now.

If you think its funny when kids hold their ears because you have no muffler.

If you search for your bikes make and model in other cities on CL just to see what they have.

If someone actually seriously asks you if you have ever had to use your (Roll Cage)

If your new rear tire has heat marks and pre erased chicken strips.

If your rear to front tire replacement ratio is 40/1

If your friends with a gp racer just to get free tires.

If you lost second gear so you order a bigger sprocket.

If replacing second gear doubles the worth of the bike.

 

i posted that comment yesterday and i log back in first thing today just to see that i got rapped by all you guys. thanks lol

 

...if when people see your stuntbike in the back of the truck and say "Dang, it looks like you wrecked your bike. Are you ok?"

 

[quote=Solo_Stunts;4041629If your rear to front tire replacement ratio is 40/1
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that's a good one, it's true tho

 

what ever happened to that guy

 

if you've taken someone else's insurance card and tag reciept to court just to get out of tickets tht you got on your bike for not having either one.

 

Or they simply just ask how did you wreck?
Or they say damn looks like you wrecked pretty hard....
I just tell them my unicycle became unbalanced and fell over and they just look at me like

 

not sure if its already been put......... but everyone ask me why my bike idles so high...... i tell them i run an aftermarket powerband "the red ones".. most the time they just say "o ok"

 

u might b a stunter if u let ur idiot fried ride you bike and he pulls the hb thinking its the clutch mid take off....

 

its you might be a stunter if.....


not you might be stupid if.....