Please fucking help me!!!
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Re: Please ******* help me!!!
shes got gas an my freind hes dumb as **** and just cuz hes adumb **** ill humiliate him online hes 21 has a kid thats probly not his cuz hiz ex is a **** makes 60 bucks a week hes ben in 3 car wecks in 2 weeks and the girl hes talking to now wants my dick and says hes creepy
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From: sumwhere pa
Re: Please ******* help me!!!
ive tried three diffrent tanks and pumps and you do i have spark yes i have ******* spark i have no ******* gas you dumb ***
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ok so it aint hard. theres only a few wires to the pump harness. take the tank off, install the pump, put some gas in it, get some small 24 gauge wires and run 1 to ground 2 from + to the prime and full run ports on the pump harness.
"whhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn" thats the fuel pump on and gas coming out. in that case you got other electrical problems.
if nothing works then your just an idiot that cant spell n jocking ur "friend's" hocake chick aka you kilt the bike n ur checkin out chicks on craigslist.
"whhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn" thats the fuel pump on and gas coming out. in that case you got other electrical problems.
if nothing works then your just an idiot that cant spell n jocking ur "friend's" hocake chick aka you kilt the bike n ur checkin out chicks on craigslist.
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Re: Please ******* help me!!!
shes got gas an my freind hes dumb as **** and just cuz hes adumb **** ill humiliate him online hes 21 has a kid thats probly not his cuz hiz ex is a **** makes 60 bucks a week hes ben in 3 car wecks in 2 weeks and the girl hes talking to now wants my dick and says hes creepy
how much gas is in it tho? my buddy got a dented tank off some guy n said he put gas in it n tried to start it n got nothing. So i took a look at it n it didnt have enough gas in it for the pump to pick it up. Thread Starter
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OMFG im stupid as **** i took the tank off and i was thinking why is no gas getting threw thew i jumped up and said i got it the ******* lines had no gas in them just air they needed primed so i put the tank back on and turned the bike on and off about 20 times i went to take the hose off and got blasted with gas so i put it back on and primed it a few more times and then hit the igniton and VRRROOOOOOMM she ******* started i cant belive i dident think of this b4
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Re: Please ******* help me!!!
Edit: We posted at the same time, see you got it,
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Re: Please ******* help me!!!
OMFG im stupid as **** i took the tank off and i was thinking why is no gas getting threw thew i jumped up and said i got it the ******* lines had no gas in them just air they needed primed so i put the tank back on and turned the bike on and off about 20 times i went to take the hose off and got blasted with gas so i put it back on and primed it a few more times and then hit the igniton and VRRROOOOOOMM she ******* started i cant belive i dident think of this b4
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Re: Please ******* help me!!!
OMFG im stupid as **** i took the tank off and i was thinking why is no gas getting threw thew i jumped up and said i got it the ******* lines had no gas in them just air they needed primed so i put the tank back on and turned the bike on and off about 20 times i went to take the hose off and got blasted with gas so i put it back on and primed it a few more times and then hit the igniton and VRRROOOOOOMM she ******* started i cant belive i dident think of this b4
It was the kill switch I called it
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From: Loda, IL
Re: Please ******* help me!!!
Ok soo a while back my buddie fucked up my bike he foweld my plugs and i told him to ******* fix it bad idea he snaped a plug off in my block so i had to take the top of the block off to get it out i figured i should dent my tank at the time while i couldent ride so anyways i got he bike back together and when i bondod the tank and painted it i dident take the pump off long story short i cant start my bike i look over everthing cant figure out why it wont start i went to take my tank off i was disconecting the fuel hose and noteced no gas came out of it when i had gas in the tank i can hear the pump run when i turnthe key but no gas **** out geuss i cloged the pump so i got a new pump same ******* thing like WTF is wrong need help this **** been pissing me off for a while
shes got gas an my freind hes dumb as **** and just cuz hes adumb **** ill humiliate him online hes 21 has a kid thats probly not his cuz hiz ex is a **** makes 60 bucks a week hes ben in 3 car wecks in 2 weeks and the girl hes talking to now wants my dick and says hes creepy
You are a ******* retard and shouldnt even have a drivers license!
If you cant type a proper sentence with no spelling errors, you most definitely should not own a bike. If you cant change a spark plug you should be no where near a bike! If you cant find someone that KNOWS how to change a spark plug you should do the world a favor and kill yourself!
you ******* squid!
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