I hate Kane
NealFoReal
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From: QUEENS, NY BITCHES
Re: I hate Kane
ill be as immature as is needed not to have a **** in my butt/mouth. Sheldon and jesse looks like you 2 squids are gonna ****, im happy for you. No really i am, i like to see people happy and if you gotta choke down each others manmeat in order to be happy well who am i to stop you.
NealFoReal
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From: QUEENS, NY BITCHES
Re: I hate Kane
and the chick was white. See, i was usure myself if the term "porchmonkey" was racist or not. I always thought it was slang for "hermit" or "recluse" which is someone that sits somewhere ( at home, in a room, on a porch, etc., whereever) by themselves, in solitude, away from society. But if this girl was treating every passing pedestrian like a jerry springer audience member than she wasn't a full-on "porchmonkey" or hermit or recluse...whatever you want to call her. That story is funny tho
2. Porch monkey 3465 up, 1225 down 
a derogatory way of describing an person of african decent
hey porch monkey--you got the money you owe me for the crack rock i sold you?
By charlie dec 9, 2003 share this
3. Porch monkey 2034 up, 535 down
a derogatory for a person of african or african american decent. But it could also mean a generally lazy person. This term came to be when you think of african americans sitting on there porch chatting it up. Also in the movie clerks ii, the sequal to clerks, randal tries to reclaim it as a new term for lazy people. And thus offends several customers and his boss.
a derogatory way of describing an person of african decent
hey porch monkey--you got the money you owe me for the crack rock i sold you?
By charlie dec 9, 2003 share this
3. Porch monkey 2034 up, 535 down
a derogatory for a person of african or african american decent. But it could also mean a generally lazy person. This term came to be when you think of african americans sitting on there porch chatting it up. Also in the movie clerks ii, the sequal to clerks, randal tries to reclaim it as a new term for lazy people. And thus offends several customers and his boss.
NealFoReal
Joined: Oct 2006
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From: QUEENS, NY BITCHES
Re: I hate Kane
the term porch monkey is directed towards blacks. monkey is a popular term to call a black man/woman because of their dark skin and wide noses. porch monkey is and always has been a term for blacks. you can call a white guy a N*&^r and some ppl do but that doesnt mean that the word began anywhere else than being a derogatory name for a black person.
NealFoReal
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From: QUEENS, NY BITCHES
Re: I hate Kane
I was no where close to joking..... Your absolutely right!! And the reason I defend gay people and call you a porch monkey, is because gay people are GOOD people..... I have been nothing but disrespected by black people.. You guys disrespect women ALLLLL the time, you think your **** don't stink, and you expect everything to be handed to you because HUNDREDS of years ago, there was a thing called Slavery..... Ok..... Granted, that was a HUGE mistake and I don't agree with it at all.. But come on!! How long does it take to get your **** together?!?! Get a ******* job and stop trying to be a "gangster rapper" and sell drugs like a "badass".... 
If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its a duck cracka. 
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Re: I hate Kane
I was no where close to joking..... Your absolutely right!! And the reason I defend gay people and call you a porch monkey, is because gay people are GOOD people..... I have been nothing but disrespected by black people.. You guys disrespect women ALLLLL the time, you think your **** don't stink, and you expect everything to be handed to you because HUNDREDS of years ago, there was a thing called Slavery..... Ok..... Granted, that was a HUGE mistake and I don't agree with it at all.. But come on!! How long does it take to get your **** together?!?! Get a ******* job and stop trying to be a "gangster rapper" and sell drugs like a "badass"....
-Jesse
1. im white
2. i have no job
3. i have no respect for women, i believe the only purpose they serve is to make me sandwiches in the moments after i used their face for target practice when i bust a nut.
4. i condone selling drugs
being an ******* has nothing to do with race. white people invented womanizing and drug sales. youre welcome.
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Re: I hate Kane
wow. Youre one ignorant ************ for real. Way to categorize a whole race based on a portion of that race. Theres plenty of white trash crackers who collect unemployment and food stamps just like black folk do. But you know what - lets generalize. All guys who work in gay bars and have gay looking mohawks and take gay looking pictures next to their bikes gotta be gay if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its a duck cracka.
if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its a duck cracka. 
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From: Las Vegas, NV
Re: I hate Kane
Other plans with no job, and an attitude about women that you have? The only plans you should have is avoiding bubba in prison, Cause that's the only place your going to end up....
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Re: I hate Kane
WOW. Youre one ignorant ************ for real. Way to categorize a whole race based on a portion of that race. Theres plenty of white trash crackers who collect unemployment and food stamps just like black folk do. But you know what - lets generalize. All guys who work in gay bars and have gay looking mohawks and take gay looking pictures next to their bikes gotta be gay If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its a duck cracka.
If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its a duck cracka. 
Yeah, Think whatever you want.... I made more money there than you EVER will.... And I didn't categorize based on a "portion" of that race... They are ALL like that dude... Take a look around and don't be so damn gullible!!!
-Jesse
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From: DCL, Maryland
Re: I hate Kane
id like to go on the record here and state the following.
1. im white
2. i have no job
3. i have no respect for women, i believe the only purpose they serve is to make me sandwiches in the moments after i used their face for target practice when i bust a nut.
4. i condone selling drugs
being an ******* has nothing to do with race. white people invented womanizing and drug sales. youre welcome.
1. im white
2. i have no job
3. i have no respect for women, i believe the only purpose they serve is to make me sandwiches in the moments after i used their face for target practice when i bust a nut.
4. i condone selling drugs
being an ******* has nothing to do with race. white people invented womanizing and drug sales. youre welcome.
hahahahahaha +1
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From: Las Vegas, NV
Re: I hate Kane
id like to go on the record here and state the following.
1. im white
2. i have no job
3. i have no respect for women, i believe the only purpose they serve is to make me sandwiches in the moments after i used their face for target practice when i bust a nut.
4. i condone selling drugs
being an ******* has nothing to do with race. white people invented womanizing and drug sales. youre welcome.
1. im white
2. i have no job
3. i have no respect for women, i believe the only purpose they serve is to make me sandwiches in the moments after i used their face for target practice when i bust a nut.
4. i condone selling drugs
being an ******* has nothing to do with race. white people invented womanizing and drug sales. youre welcome.
Your nothing but a WANNABE gangster/pimp with your DUMB *** avatar and DUMB *** comments that mean NOTHING....
I'm done posting on this thread.... You guys don't even make sense... You change what I say to something else, then make fun of what you just CREATED? If you cant criticize something I ACTUALLY said, then you cant even consider it bashing me. Your just bashing a whole new subject that you created from what I said....? Your a bunch of RETARDS.. LoL
Anyways, See you on the next thread... This **** is dead to me... We have a guy with 20,000+ posts cause he replies to each one separately like I just did, and only puts a smiley face in the post? Dude... Does your thread count really mean that much to you? Does it make you feel like a better stunter because you have typed more words? To me, it just says that you have NO life and you need to get out on your bike and practice more like I did today! Had a great session while you were all on here trying to come up with stupid little comments to say about me... For real? Get a life and GET OFF MY NUTS!! LOL
-Jesse
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From: East Coast
Re: I hate Kane
I was no where close to joking..... Your absolutely right!! And the reason I defend gay people and call you a porch monkey, is because gay people are GOOD people..... I have been nothing but disrespected by black people.. You guys disrespect women ALLLLL the time, you think your **** don't stink, and you expect everything to be handed to you because HUNDREDS of years ago, there was a thing called Slavery..... Ok..... Granted, that was a HUGE mistake and I don't agree with it at all.. But come on!! How long does it take to get your **** together?!?! Get a ******* job and stop trying to be a "gangster rapper" and sell drugs like a "badass".... -Jesse
-Jesse
