i didnt agree with that. i agreed with something else.

 

yeah Sheldon, dont jump in a thread and make a post like this when you havent read the whole thing. Theres always two things i like to see. I like to see when a person gets drunk, and when they get aggitated, because the true nature of that person always comes out, and they always say some very interesting things, things they really feel inside but won't otherwise say. When he decided to call me a porch monkey, he wasnt joking or anything like that. Thats how really feels inside, but then couple posts later all of a sudden he's humanatarian of the year defending gays. Man **** him and the horse or **** he rode in on. As far as im concerned he could go eat a dick.....hhhmmm but then again that may not be an insult to him.... so let me rephrase that. As far as im concerned, he could go *** a *****!

 

ill be as immature as is needed not to have a **** in my butt/mouth. sheldon and jesse looks like you 2 squids are gonna ****, im happy for you. no really i am, i like to see people happy and if you gotta choke down each others manmeat in order to be happy well who am i to stop you.

 

i could care less where this thread started and where it ends. i already said once i DISAGREE with the "porchmonkey" statement. that is bad on his part. i AGREED with 1 statement that he said and put my in on it. and ill say it again, nice and simple, who gives a **** if someones gay ??

 

i still dont got a problem with you. you can say all the dumb **** you want. i get a kick out of listening to people say things that have no effect on anything. keep sayin funny ****.

 

ladies, ladies, cant we all just get along instead of bickering like a couple of schoolgirls.

 

**** no, this is SL

As far as this thread, Kane is gay and needs to back up all his sponsors with some riding clips and videos like Darius said. Jesse has a Monroe piercing (seriously need I even say more) and **** rides Kane cause they used to date, Kane broke his heart and he just can't cant let Kane go I guess, I dunno Oh and apparently hes a super stunter that went nowhere in this sport. This thread is gay all around, Kane stole some crackheads camera, what like 3 years ago and he made a thread called "I Hate Kane" and gave no info on why ****** tool! Why are stupid ******* threads like this started on this site, bunch of bitchin pussies for real Sick of seeing these threads as much as Im SICK of seeing OMR subcage threads

Thank you and have a nice day

 

???? Porch Monkey is rascist? Back in the day when I was a kid i'd roll with these group of guys and they'd call this girl a porch monkey all day. She literally sat on her porch all day with her German Shep eating candy and drinking KOOL-Aid. She smelled, she was dirty, she was short fat Rollie POLLIE. She pissed everyone off because she would stay on that porch no matter what time it was and harrass whoever walked by. People would talk so much **** to her but she never got mad and she always talked **** back. People would drive by and throw eggs at her and she wouldn't even flinch...she just sat there and let them hit her. SHE WAS A SOULJA!!!! ha.

Only reason people came around that house was because next door there was this FINE *** BITCH who would just walk around in wife beaters, boy shorts in FLIP FLOPS. SHE WAS BAD. We would all roll deep just mobbing that bitch. She never gave it up to anyone. People would even try to sneak over there without going with anyone thinking they'd get lucky. She teased the **** outta everyone. So heres a whole neighborhood of guys Horny..not getting any ***** from this teasing bitch, then after you'd get shut down you'd have to deal with the "PORCHMONKEY" just to make the rejection even worse.

She was white trash but she literally was a PORCHMONKEY.

 

whos kane?

 

and the chick was WHITE. see, i was usure myself if the term "porchmonkey" was racist or not. i always thought it was slang for "hermit" or "recluse" which is someone that sits somewhere ( at home, in a room, ON A PORCH, etc., whereever) by themselves, in solitude, away from society. BUT if this girl was treating every passing pedestrian like a Jerry Springer audience member than she wasn't a full-on "porchmonkey" or hermit or recluse...whatever you want to call her. that story is funny tho

 

Porch Monkey 4 Life

 

Dont worry im taking it back! lol

 

 

the term porch monkey is directed towards blacks. monkey is a popular term to call a black man/woman because of their dark skin and wide noses. porch monkey is and always has been a term for blacks. you can call a white guy a N*&^r and some ppl do but that doesnt mean that the word began anywhere else than being a derogatory name for a black person.

 

white guys call other white guys "NAGGERS"?

I call all my black friends CHOCOLATE THUNDER

 

soo..

 

Ok, first of all SQUID, You coming on this thread and TRYING to sound like you know what your talking about, IS HILARIOUS!!! Read the whole thread so you know how things turned in this direction... I will only respond to a part of your post because I feel it needs to be addressed.... If you would have READ this thread, you would know why I worked at a gay bar...

1) Being a guy in Las Vegas and getting a job as a bartender at a regular bar or nightclub is IMPOSSIBLE!! You have to have long blonde hair and big **** to be a bartender...

2) I made 800.00 to a 1000.00 a night working there...

3) I will tell you right now, If you got over your immature attitude about gay bars and actually went to see how one is inside, you would realize that you would go in there and get way more ***** than in a regular club! Girls go in there because they don't want to be harassed by people like YOU in a "regular" nightclub.. Having the feeling that "they are in control" of who they talk to, turns them on for some reason... My friends would never come visit me cause they thought the typical criteria of a gay bar was "a bunch of guys naked running around naked making out and doing body shots" LOL!!!! Its funny cause I used to think that way too. But it is exactly opposite!! Its just people chillin, havin drinks, and talking... JUST LIKE YOU AND I... But the difference is, There are a bunch of single girls surrounded by guys who aren't attracted to them, So when they find a straight guy in there, THERE ALL OVER YOU!!!

4) They only hire straight guys to bar tend at gay bars...

5) And just to clear up one thing, I LOVE WOMEN!! I don't need to work at a "straight" club because I have a girlfriend.. A girlfriend that would blow everyone in here's girlfriends AWAY BY A MILE!!!! Im not out looking for "Drunk girls" and even if I didn't have a girlfriend, I still wouldn't be out looking for "drunk girls" that ****'s PATHETIC!! You cant pick up a girl thats sober bro? LoL

Anyways I'm rambling....... The point is, READ a thread before you post your dumb *** posts, and If your not comfortable with your sexuality enough to be mature and not hate on "****" Then you may need to take a closer look in your closet.....

I was no where close to joking..... Your absolutely right!! And the reason I defend gay people and call you a porch monkey, is because gay people are GOOD people..... I have been nothing but disrespected by black people.. You guys disrespect women ALLLLL the time, you think your **** don't stink, and you expect everything to be handed to you because HUNDREDS of years ago, there was a thing called Slavery..... Ok..... Granted, that was a HUGE mistake and I don't agree with it at all.. But come on!! How long does it take to get your **** together?!?! Get a ******* job and stop trying to be a "gangster rapper" and sell drugs like a "badass"....

You just come on here and call names. Your ******* LAME!!!!

AGAIN, You sound like my grandpa talking about my "Monroe Piercing".. GET WITH THE TIMES DUDE!! Thats like saying if a guy has his right ear pierced "Hes GAY" LoL You have no idea what "STYLE" is do you?


Say whatever you want about me..... See who comes out on top....

-Jesse

 

i do what i can

 

LoL

-Jesse

 

Wow this thread sucks.