This chick used to be hot before we broke up. I seen her a couple years ago she's literally bigger than an offensive linemen. She looks like she eats people. I'm not even exaggerating when I say she's a cheeseburger away from needed a mobility scooter to get around. That was 2 years ago so she actually might be in one now. **** that, she's probably bed ridden and they need a crane to take her out of her house. There's absolutely no chance that we'd be together ever again. Her arms are literally the size of my thighs if not bigger.

I say it's a lot of things I got a new excuse every time I talk to a chick. I was out with my female cousin and was talking to some chick and she asked me what my tattoo was and when my cousin heard it grabbed her to the side like "don't talk to him about that, that's the day our little cousin died." She started talking to me about how she's so sorry about what happened and I pretended to get all emotional.

 

That was waaaay to easy Eric. Ight I'm really out now Later *******

 

Why did Nate show eric his dick? Lmao

No amount of no homos could make that straight

 

lolol yeah neal i was swinging my dick around last night everyone got a peak ... ahahha... but i got pretty blasted last night an i had like 4 drinks ***** were strong as hell....

 

I havent been out in like 2 months. Not having a car sucks.

 

thats why u get friends that do.lol

 

Toneth.. Did the cap fix the problem???

 

Yeah the new cap doesn't seem to be leaking. Ran it for about 10 minutes no problem.

 

Told you.. dick..

 

Yeah, all I wanna do is ride though... I went to AC a few weeks ago but other than that 2 months from regularly going out.

 

LMFAO

 

neal is sleep typing...

 

Neal doesnt need to be up tomorrow.... He isint going to go to bed for a while..

 

me ether lolol... waiting for my bitch to pick me up have some vday ramming

 

I wanted to ride today but got into working on my car.. Did you hit up that spot nate?

 

Got my mustang all together though... The engine bay is looking 100 times better then it did before....LOL

 

well we were supposed to... went to sicc0s garage an his battery like completly died out... then went to my garage i had my old bat had like 0.8 voltage lol an it push started it but wouldnt stay on kept dying so just chilled an didnt ride

 

i just put the moose clutch system on..heard it got some bad reviews though..

 

Ughhhhhh someone shoot me please. Im gonna eat and go back to bed.