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Old 07-01-2008, 11:33 PM
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Damn people asking "what happened to your tank?"
Finnaly got tired of it today when like the third person asked me so I just told him "It takes big ***** to ride a stunt bike, I dented it in so my ***** would have somewhere to sit "

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Hahaha thats awesome. Way to go!
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You ride a stuntbike!?!?!? WOW, How do you walk with ***** so big?
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I have a wheelbarrow to carry them in when I'm walking around.

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Re: Damn people asking "what happened to your tank?"
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Finnaly got tired of it today when like the third person asked me so I just told him "It takes big ***** to ride a stunt bike, I dented it in so my ***** would have somewhere to sit "

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Wow, that was clever. i bet they stood speechless...
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You should of said something like.my girlfriend likes having hardcore sex on my bike so I slammed her *** on the tank so she wouldn't keep sliding down when she's sitting on it.lol im dum.
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tell em what I do... its for holding to-go Styrofoam hot wing containers
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Re: Damn people asking "what happened to your tank?"
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Finnaly got tired of it today when like the third person asked me so I just told him "It takes big ***** to ride a stunt bike, I dented it in so my ***** would have somewhere to sit "
will use this one for sure
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its for your cereal on the go when your running late to work
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tell em you made it a family bike... your kid rides on your tank and your wife on the back
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I just tell them it holds more gas when i dent it in..and the big sprocket helps with gas milage when i drive cross country..
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the other lever is a throttle when your hand gets tired^^^
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Re: Damn people asking "what happened to your tank?"
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tell em what I do... its for holding to-go Styrofoam hot wing containers
all joking aside.....I used to carry taco bell and wendys back to the lot in my tank dent, and my drink in the hole in my rear seat!
Everything is finding multiple uses if it keeps me from driving my enormous truck!
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the other lever is my hydraulic clutch just in case the cable snaps on the primary one since it is a honduh after all :-)

Actually had a goldwing rider look at my bike and ask me what the scotts did, because he'd seen them fiddling with something similar on superbikes.

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Re: Damn people asking "what happened to your tank?"
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all joking aside.....I used to carry taco bell and wendys back to the lot in my tank dent, and my drink in the hole in my rear seat!
Everything is finding multiple uses if it keeps me from driving my enormous truck!
I did one of those big buckets of kitty litter about a month ago :-p

A loaf of bread however does not have suffiecient weight vs aerodynamic effieciency to stay in the dent without a front fairing.

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Re: Damn people asking "what happened to your tank?"
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A loaf of bread however does not have suffiecient weight vs aerodynamic effieciency to stay in the dent without a front fairing.

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i found out the hard way that a naco bell grande doesnt either....lost that sumbitch at around 30 mph...no recovering that! Had to go back and get another one....worst $6 nacho EVER!
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I love my dent, my carrying capacity has gone up at least 200% haha.
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Re: Damn people asking "what happened to your tank?"
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i found out the hard way that a naco bell grande doesnt either....lost that sumbitch at around 30 mph...no recovering that! Had to go back and get another one....worst $6 nacho EVER!
car behind me stopped and picked up the bread and gave it to me at the next stop sign :-)

booooyaaaaaah tuna sammiches.

Also carried a 12 pack of kokanee on the tank down to the shop to get a tire mounted and balanced asap.

9.98 for a shinko with 50% tread mounted and balanced is hard to beat :-)

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It's a resting spot for my *****
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I need to think of a good funny response next tiem some one ask me about the dent or handbrake.
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