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Old 10-02-2007, 11:21 PM
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I know alot of things I will say will be posted up probably but you go for a street ride and notice some bikers.... of course you stop to talk, what are some of the stupidest things you've heard?

I just heard some of the best tonight...

"Only beginners ride 600ccs cause they can't handle the power of a 1000"

"Only posers clutch it up, Real men power it up... Takes alot more skill to know just how much throttle to give it and it's so much safer"

"Are you stupid? You can't SWITCH lanes in a wheelie!"

 
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Old 10-02-2007, 11:33 PM
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you must be really bored
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Old 10-02-2007, 11:38 PM
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"i can do that, i just dont feel like it"
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Old 10-02-2007, 11:41 PM
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you must be really bored
had some ***** on an 03 R1 trying to say he can wheelie for like six miles in 2nd powering it up riding it out to 140 and all this **** then getting so pissed he tried to throw a punch at me.hahaa
 
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"i can do that, i just dont feel like it"

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Old 10-02-2007, 11:49 PM
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"I can wheelie my gsxr thousand with out a clutch"......he crashed about an hour after he said that... lol

"When you can hang with riding wheelie up to 150 mph then come talk"


alsdjaskdj some people get soooo annoying aljdlaksjdlskj
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"Ohh you ride a bike." "You see I could never own a bike, I'm just too crazy. I'd be doing all kinds of stunts"
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3 of my favs:


"ZEEENNN!!!!111!!!"


"KELM *************"

and the oh so famous

"i cant stop this thing from bucking"

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"i cant stunt or take corners, but i bet i can beat you in a drag race!"
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"Ohh you ride a bike." "You see I could never own a bike, I'm just too crazy. I'd be doing all kinds of stunts"

i used to say that then i said fuckit live for today not tomorrow


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"I could do that if my bike had gearing"
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Originally Posted by imafrogg420
"I can wheelie my gsxr thousand with out a clutch"......he crashed about an hour after he said that... lol

"When you can hang with riding wheelie up to 150 mph then come talk"


alsdjaskdj some people get soooo annoying aljdlaksjdlskj

"MAN! I'LL RIDE ONE AT 180!!!!! THAT AIN'T NUTTIN"
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someone asked a friend of mine why he had 2 clutch levers on his bike.....that got a round of laughs.
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Originally Posted by imafrogg420
"I could do that if my bike had gearing"
oh gawd. I hear that all the time. "sure they can ride circle wheelies, i could too if i had a big ol sprocket on the back"
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"Its too damn hot to be wearing gear"

An hour later the road rash on his skin was burning up more than he would have in a leather jacket.....=-)
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"So i was ridin today and im doin a wheelie. and a car pulls out so i go to swerve and somehow i did a circle"
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"Its too damn hot to be wearing gear"

An hour later the road rash on his skin was burning up more than he would have in a leather jacket.....=-)
sweat wipes off...road rash doesn't.

back to the squid comments

"my 2001 R6 won't wheelie, it just wont" until he saw someone else wheelie it for him, then he stopped coming around.
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how do i clutch it up in sixth gear
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whats the best stunt bike
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Re: Favorite Squid Quotes
Originally Posted by -Fox-
"So i was ridin today and im doin a wheelie. and a car pulls out so i go to swerve and somehow i did a circle"
omg thats funny
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