BrianMM717

propably break down b4 it slips

villa76

"I wanna get a cage first"

Hobie

EDIT - I'm an idiot, I saw d bag kid askin and somehow read "d bag asian kid" - dyslexia's a bctih.

speaking of d bag asian kids...this was 99/00 and three of us were sitting in a gas station when this asian kid rolls up on a new R6 complete with three neon tubes.

He starts talking **** about one of our guy's bikes. It was an F3 with no lowers, mis-matched tail pieces and tank, spray painted upper, and two different color wheels. Asian is also bragging about all kinds of ****.

Our guy hits him with the "can you ride/wheelie questions" - Asian goes into ALL this bragging.

Asian guy is talking big, we go to the highway and my buddy gets on the highway on ramp in a spreader (more of a dangler I suppose, the tank wasn't dented, we didn't know anyone doing that around that time) and the asian is trying unsuccessfully to power/bounce his R6 up. Maybe it would have worked better if he wouldn't have been blingin' out with those pink neons

rippedbx

Tell them to to stop being a puss and buy one and do it! :YEAH Then read their obituary in the newspaper. Anybody that says they'd do 180 all the time doesn't know the first thing about riding. They just wanna sound cool by saying they want to ride a motorcycle.

DUMPSTER

does a 600 have enuf power to loop?

id kill myself on that thing.....(good)

i had a guy say that he had the same bike but he couldnt whoolie because it wasnt modded


last but not least i had some fagot *** ruff ryder try and talk **** about my bike being crunchy today at the light..... i mean come on its the first word in your name so try and ride like it

spiller03

"tank splitters" "nose wheelies" "front wheelies" guys that say "i can lay down on my bike at like 80" and "i road all the way here one handed"

stick1300

Don't you love this one: "Is it fast?"

I always want to reply with something like, "No, it's actually crazy slow. Honestly, I say **** fast bikes, slow bikes are way cooler."

Throwitup

hahahahaha thats one of the funnier responses to a stupid question i've heared.

12urMOM

we got squids around here that say the only real wheelie there is, is a front two-peg stand up! (cause that is the only thing they can do) and the "if i had bigger gearing my stuff would be slow"

ki_soarer

so i actually had someone ask me if i knew where to get the metal plates for the bottom of his shoes. i just walked away.

kiN

My favourite are when they ride a liter bike and say "if I had a stuntbike, a bike i didn't care about crashing, I would know all kinds of tricks..I just care too much about my bike so that's why I don't try to stunt it"

So aparently noone cares about getting hurt, it's just about crashing the bike

Joker

This isn't a quote but funny squidliness all the same. This local guy aparantly just bought a cage and at all the local bike nights and rides instead of using his kickstand he carefully sets the bike on the cage... The epitome of squid...

Dat_Boi

xxMICKEYxx

"yea mane, my boy gots one o' dem boosters...1600" I have actually heard that more than once.

Sgt.Stud

ran into a couple of guys that "stunt" and meet em out at our spot... turns out they only do power wheelies cause "clutch wheelies are not good for your transmission" according to them BP is a foot off the ground....


lol this thread really pisses me off, this is almost the entire pensacola area riders mindset... everyone here tries to look/talk down to us because we stunt... then again, "they could do wheelies if they wanted to, they just think wheelies are stupid and pointless... you just endanger yourself and other innocent lives" god dammit i wanted to punch that *** in the mouth (oh yea and he was on a 07 gixx 1k of course)

stock05

i was thinking the same thing , since when is not a squid .




-mexican mayhem

samurai87

wait are you saying i am or am not a squid, cuz all you need to do is look at his pictures and you will know that he is a ****** poser....

sp1tty

had a kid say to me in class today.
kid "Dude wanna buy an 05 r1 that goes 250mph?"
me "thats effin bs."
kid " no, he's got all sorts of mods on it and its only $11000, but i could get it for $10,000"
Me "you should be all over that deal."
Kid " i would buy it already but i dont have the money."
lmao, i just turned around and walked away laughing.

BrianMM717

spiller03

this 17 year old on stunt life was trying to sound like a stunt rider.
i just quit reading.