kicked in the *****? torn ******* , thats a knee slapper sorry kane, kidney stones at 9yrs ole. dam yall got ure storys.

i have to say the weirdest none painful thing was when they pulled my cathater outta my dick. big tube in ure dick that you **** through into a clear container. well they pulled it out didnt hurt, just mentaly watching it hurt....and of course they messed up, and i couldnt pee for 24 hours as they pumped me full of liquid. so they put a new one in, dude i made niagra falls look like nothing

 

your telling me, i collapse on the floor, and starting puking from it.

then the nurses in the hospital couldn't get an IV in my because my veins had receded and schriveled, so they had to do it 5 or 6 times before they got it right. couldn't pee either, apparently ALL your veins schrivel

 

The worst for me was when I accidently cut the tips (last knuckle back) off of my index and middle fingers on June 5th of this year. Take a look:




This image was passed from cell phone to cell phone until strangers in my area knew who I was.... I was "The Finger Guy".

 

Worrse pain i ever felt... was stopping at a red. light and some chick gets outta her car walks over to me and spits right in my face and calls me a squid .. i droped my bike and broke down in tears

 

I Can still taste her hate for me...

 

outch, you guys got some nasty ****, worst ive had was when a rm250 landed on me

 

broke c2

 

broken back and pelvis


also, you're 16, so how old is your friend, and why were you gayly riding ***** on *****?

 

cause youre 13, get outta here

 

i still have one that big sittin in my left kidney...****** likes to jab me every now and then. To afraid to get it blown up. I just hope it sits there forever cause if that thing keeps gettin bigger like it is i will just cut the ****** out myself before i **** the thing out

 

U had a decent thread goin...dont turn into an ******* cause there are some people on here that will make u cry and run back to yo mama. I know its prolly hard not to feel like u gotta be an asshat cause ur so excited bout gettin ur first pube and all and ur ***** finally dropped but just leave that **** for ur friends at highschool when ur playin tetherball or somethin fruitcake

 

lol hahhhaa

 

lmao

 

Gonorhea def sucks....

 

For the second time, because it was a coworkers bike, it was 3 AM and white guy on motorcycle at 3 AM in pakistan= stop for sure, I had no license or ID on me, and the guy didnt trust the guy who flipped the bike, so he made me go with him to get his cigs, cause he knew that the guy wouldnt steal the bike with me on it. And the ******* who flipped the bike was like 21.



And the reason I was at work at 3 AM cause I worked as a telemarketer.

 

Oh I didnt turn into an *******, I said if he doesnt like my posts, then dont open them. That solves his problem. Look, your 24, so you think you are this big macho guy, yet I have more life experience than you will ever have. Just cause you been riding longer, and you stunt, doesnt mean that your better than me. I have been all over the world, I have seen **** you will never see.


Just because you were underdeveloped at 16, doesnt mean I am.

 

telemarketer at age 16? I do believe that isn't allowed due to child labor laws. Under 18 you aren't suppose to work past midnight. 10:30 on weekday nights during school session.

 

the worst pain.......... definatly one time i got wasted and the next morning i had to poop for like 3 hours before i could get to a bathroom. that was the worst pain ever.... ive wrecked many times and roadrashed myself over and over.... ive had a butter knife stab me in the eye.... ive had apendicitis... and having to poop and not being able to is the worst!

 

so your the stupid mother ****** that keeps callin my fone with free vacations and surveys




CUT IT OUT *******!!

 

If that **** includes two guys riding on a bike together then making out thats fine with me...