Worst pain you ever felt?
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From: Kensier, Okinawa Japan
Re: Worst pain you ever felt?
ah man...i got my share of pain today... i was riding around, and decided i was gonna roll a little endo in front of my garage.... i was wearing a revolver belt buckle, and my dong was sitting between the tank and buckle, so when the back came up, dong got smashed.... bad moring already today....
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I was 8 years old when i had my appendix removed. A year to the day later i was in the hospital for kidney stones. Ended up passin 22 of them when i was only nine years old. Couple months later i had to have double kidney surgery. The tubes that went from my kidneys to my bladder were overgrown at birth i guess and they had to cut em up, was under for 7 hours. Woke up in the hospital wit tubes comin out my side (yes, i pissed in a bag lol). Was in there for a week, couldnt eat, couldnt sleep, couldnt **** lol. Ended up layin on my parents couch for the next month and a half of fifth grade tryin to teach myself since i had to catch up on all the work so i wouldnt be kept behind. A couple years later i had pluresy (sp?). Its where u have an infection in your lungs and they slowly swell up basically suffocating you with each breathe...that **** hurt a bit for like a week while the antibiotics was kickin in. I also have chronic bronchitis (sp?) and get pnemonia (sp?) bout once a year.
But, the worst ****** pain i ever felt in my life was when i was nine years old. After the kidney stones and before the kidney surgery i had to have a test where they shot this radioactive dye in me and i laid on a table for bout 2 hrs. The shot didnt hurt a bit but it was the fact that they had to put a catheter in me...thats what hurt. If you dont know what it is, its basically a needle that they put up ur dick. Bitch didnt put it in right and accidently jabbed the inside of my dick wit it. I literally had to have 4 ****** nurses hold me down cause i jumped off the table. Ive been kicked in the *****, kicked to where it just hits the tip, but gettin jabbed on the inside of ur dick just ****** hurts a bit to much for me to really describe.
But, the worst ****** pain i ever felt in my life was when i was nine years old. After the kidney stones and before the kidney surgery i had to have a test where they shot this radioactive dye in me and i laid on a table for bout 2 hrs. The shot didnt hurt a bit but it was the fact that they had to put a catheter in me...thats what hurt. If you dont know what it is, its basically a needle that they put up ur dick. Bitch didnt put it in right and accidently jabbed the inside of my dick wit it. I literally had to have 4 ****** nurses hold me down cause i jumped off the table. Ive been kicked in the *****, kicked to where it just hits the tip, but gettin jabbed on the inside of ur dick just ****** hurts a bit to much for me to really describe.
ouch in ur dick thats gotta f---in hurt
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Re: Worst pain you ever felt?
either when i tore my acl or when i had to get surgery to remove a malignment tumor from my nasal cavity..
they burned the skin underneath my upper lip peeled my face back drilled a hole in the bone that goes over the nasal cavity and went in with a microscope and laser to burn away a softball sized tumor.. 13 hour surgery... 3 weeks in the hospitol.. went into shock from a bacterial infection afterwards
when i woke up from the surgery i had a breathing tube and a cathidor..
oh ****.. never mind.. when they pulled out the cathidor that had to be one of the nastiest feeling i've felt.. i was on morphene drip and that **** still hurt
they burned the skin underneath my upper lip peeled my face back drilled a hole in the bone that goes over the nasal cavity and went in with a microscope and laser to burn away a softball sized tumor.. 13 hour surgery... 3 weeks in the hospitol.. went into shock from a bacterial infection afterwards
when i woke up from the surgery i had a breathing tube and a cathidor..
oh ****.. never mind.. when they pulled out the cathidor that had to be one of the nastiest feeling i've felt.. i was on morphene drip and that **** still hurt
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Re: Worst pain you ever felt?
worst pain... last April I fractured both bones in my wrist, dislocated and tore all the ligaments in it. That has probably been my worse. 4 surgeries and 8 months in a cast throughout the entire summer last year. I have some hardware left in the wrist now and dont have 100% of bend in either direction...
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