whos got jokes?
05-16-2007, 03:00 PM
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Re: whos got jokes?
What did the bow-legged doe say?
~ Thats the last time I will do that for ten bucks.
How can you make a gay man scream twice?
~ **** him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
~ Kick his sister in the jaw.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
~ ***** Funny.
What do you call a 350-pound stripper?
~ Broke!
Why did the blonde get excited after finishing the jigsaw puzzle in six months?
~ Because the box said, “4 to 6 years.”
~ Thats the last time I will do that for ten bucks.
How can you make a gay man scream twice?
~ **** him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
~ Kick his sister in the jaw.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
~ ***** Funny.
What do you call a 350-pound stripper?
~ Broke!
Why did the blonde get excited after finishing the jigsaw puzzle in six months?
~ Because the box said, “4 to 6 years.”
05-16-2007, 03:35 PM
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05-16-2007, 03:36 PM
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She's mine.
05-16-2007, 03:56 PM
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05-16-2007, 04:00 PM
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05-16-2007, 04:05 PM
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05-16-2007, 04:39 PM
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Re: whos got jokes?
-EriQuote:
Originally Posted by Yamaha-stunter
How long does it take for a white women to take a **** ?
9 months
dont make sence as a white person, cause the baby will be white... nowhere resembling a tird...
Its not a comparison of the color of the ****, its what the baby will be after the 9 months... a piece of ****.
Why did the white man fall off the building?
Because they tried to catch him by his dick
Originally Posted by Yamaha-stunter
How long does it take for a white women to take a **** ?
9 months
dont make sence as a white person, cause the baby will be white... nowhere resembling a tird...
Its not a comparison of the color of the ****, its what the baby will be after the 9 months... a piece of ****.
Why did the white man fall off the building?
Because they tried to catch him by his dick
05-16-2007, 04:45 PM
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Re: whos got jokes?
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to
visit her grandmother, when suddenly a wolf jumped out from behind a tree.
"Ah-ha!" the wolf said, "Now I've got u. And I'm gonna eat u!"
"Eat! Eat! Eat!" Little Red Riding Hood said angrily. "Damn it! Doesn't
anybody **** anymore?"
visit her grandmother, when suddenly a wolf jumped out from behind a tree.
"Ah-ha!" the wolf said, "Now I've got u. And I'm gonna eat u!"
"Eat! Eat! Eat!" Little Red Riding Hood said angrily. "Damn it! Doesn't
anybody **** anymore?"
05-16-2007, 04:50 PM
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Re: whos got jokes?
-EriQuote:
Originally Posted by Yamaha-stunter
How long does it take for a white women to take a **** ?
9 months
dont make sence as a white person, cause the baby will be white... nowhere resembling a tird...
Its not a comparison of the color of the ****, its what the baby will be after the 9 months... a piece of ****.
Why did the white man fall off the building?
Because they tried to catch him by his dick
Originally Posted by Yamaha-stunter
How long does it take for a white women to take a **** ?
9 months
dont make sence as a white person, cause the baby will be white... nowhere resembling a tird...
Its not a comparison of the color of the ****, its what the baby will be after the 9 months... a piece of ****.
Why did the white man fall off the building?
Because they tried to catch him by his dick
What do you call a white person in the ocean?
~ A Saltine Cracker
Now that **** is funny. You know it is. 
05-16-2007, 05:05 PM
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Re: whos got jokes?
One day a blonde decides to go for a walk in the woods.
She walks for a while and eventually she comes upon a river.
She looks across the river and sees another blonde staring back at her.
Confused, she looks down the river then looks up the river and yells to the blonde across from her, "hey how did you get to the other side?" the blonde across from her says, "you ARE on the other side."
OMG that was cheezy
Oh, and *T.J.* your avatar is ****** hilarious.
She walks for a while and eventually she comes upon a river.
She looks across the river and sees another blonde staring back at her.
Confused, she looks down the river then looks up the river and yells to the blonde across from her, "hey how did you get to the other side?" the blonde across from her says, "you ARE on the other side."
OMG that was cheezy
Oh, and *T.J.* your avatar is ****** hilarious.
