whos got jokes?
05-15-2007, 10:40 AM
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05-15-2007, 11:18 AM
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Re: whos got jokes?
i assume that when your asking for jokes, you want to laugh.... If you want to laugh, check out E Rack's music video.... he does the robot!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
05-15-2007, 11:56 AM
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Re: whos got jokes?
a guy woke with a voice in his head. it said, sell your house, take the money to vegas, go to the roulette wheel at The Bellagio and bet it all on black 24.
He ignored the voice, but every day all day the voice came to him, stronger, louder, more insistent.
Finally he snapped. With the voice hounding him all the way to the bank, all the way to Vegas, all the way to the hotel, right until he laid all the money down on black 24. The voice fell silent, finally satisfied. The ball rolled and bounced finally landing on...another number!
The booming voice in his head said
"****!"
He ignored the voice, but every day all day the voice came to him, stronger, louder, more insistent.
Finally he snapped. With the voice hounding him all the way to the bank, all the way to Vegas, all the way to the hotel, right until he laid all the money down on black 24. The voice fell silent, finally satisfied. The ball rolled and bounced finally landing on...another number!
The booming voice in his head said
"****!"
05-15-2007, 11:57 AM
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Re: whos got jokes?
my last one was a drew carey. Funny bastard. His my dick is so big jokes are the bomb too.
"My dick is so big it can only be properly viewed from space"
"I don't get crabs, I get sherpas"
etc
"My dick is so big it can only be properly viewed from space"
"I don't get crabs, I get sherpas"
etc
05-15-2007, 12:02 PM
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Re: whos got jokes?
This is kinda racist so if you get offended to black jokes please do not read. I'm not racist one bit. Actually a black kid I used to hang out with told me this.
Why are black people so good at basketball?
Because it involves Running, Shooting, and Stealing.
Why are black people so good at basketball?
Because it involves Running, Shooting, and Stealing.
05-15-2007, 12:14 PM
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05-15-2007, 01:17 PM
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Re: whos got jokes?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had
great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked
her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and
all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of
the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the
quarterback!' I'm like...... Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked
her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and
all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of
the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the
quarterback!' I'm like...... Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
