S.I.T

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 5 shots of Yaeger and a beer chaser. The bartender asks "whoa, buddy. What're we celebrating?" The man replies "I just had my first blow-job".

The bartender smiles and says " well, congratulations. Let me get you another shot on the house!"

The man replies "If 5 shots of Yaeger and a beer chaser don't get the taste out of my mouth, NOTHING will".

nyRocketkid

hazemabdulrab

im not racist.....i like black people and white people....

what do you call 4 black people in a sedan?

tinted windows

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLACK PREIST?

HOLY ****

WHAT DO YOU CALL TO BLACK GUYS IN A SLEEPING BAG?

TWIX

WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN U SEE UR TV FLOATING IN THE DARK?

HEY, BLACK GUY DROP THAT TV DOWN


------i think im going to hell for this....but i like black people

~Ilean~

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

~ So the sheep won't hear the zipper.

How do you get virgin wool?

~ From ugly sheep.

Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby
had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears he would get the spanking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely. When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby." The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny." Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes." "Can he see?" asked Little Johnny. "Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision." "That's great", said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be fucked if he needed glasses

nyRocketkid

A guy gets a new job as a bar tender and everything seams fine and normal for the first couple weeks. One night a black guy comes in with a parrett on his shoulder. The bar tender asks "What will you have?" and the parret replies "Give me three shots of tequila". The bar tender was amazed but didn't say anything and got him his drinks.
The next night the bar tender was working again and the black guy returns with the parrett on his shoulder. The bar tender asks "What will you have?" and once again the parrett replies " Give me three shots of tequila". The bar tender is amazed once again but still says nothing and gets him his shots.
So for the next 2 weeks every night the bar tender works the black guy comes in with the parrett on his shoulder and the parret says the same thing. "Give me three shots of tequila". By now the bar tender is just so amazed he finally askes " That thing is so cool, where did you get it?"

The parret replies " Down in Africa. Theres thousands of them".

~Ilean~

A little niglet put some flour on his face and when his mother came home he said, "Look Momma, I is a White boy!" She slapped him and sent him to his room. When his father came home he came running out and said, "Look Daddy, I is a White boy!" His father slapped him and sent him to his room. Finally the boy's grandmother came home and the boy thought for sure that she wouldn't be so mean, so he ran out and said, "Hey, I is a White boy!" When his grandmother also slapped his face, the boy shouted, "I has only been White for 15 minutes and I already hate you damn ******s!"

~Ilean~

A trucker carrying a load of bowling ***** picked up 2 ****** hitchikers who were pushing bikes with flat tires. He tells them they have to ride in back with the bowling *****, which is fine with them. A few miles down the road a cop pulls the truck over for speeding and he asks to look in the back of the truck. After a quick glance he shuts the door and tells the trucker to get the hell down the road as fast as he can. Then he gets on the police radio and tells his chief, "I got a truck headed your way, you escort him to the county line and get them to escort him right out of the state, quick!" "Why, what the hell is wrong?" asked the chief. "What's wrong? I'll tell you what's wrong....that truck is carrying a load of ****** eggs and 2 of them have already hatched and stole some bikes!"

~Ilean~

What do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopus?

~ I don't know but it sure can pick peaches.

Why don't mexicans play hide and seek?

~ Because no one will look for them.

How can an Ethiopian woman tell when she's pregnant?

~ When she pulls out her tampon and it's half eaten.

What is the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

~ A pair of jeans only has one fly on it.

What do you call 9 mexicans in front of your house?

~ A spicket fence.

nyRocketkid

LMFAO. Hehehe

-GoBLIN-

didnt i say that already?

nyRocketkid

your good. I like you

~Ilean~

THANKS!!!!!!

~Ilean~

Mommy, Mommy! I like my brother very much.

~ All right, you can take another slice.

Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to empty the compost heap.

~ Shut up and keep eating.

Mommy, Mommy! I don't like fishing.

~ Shut up and stop squirming.

Mommy, Mommy! Suzi got run over by a steamroller.

~ Shut up and get the maple syrup.

"Come upstairs, son, like a good boy."

~ "No, Mommy, you'll only throw me down again."

mikemm5

wow you're evil. for a southern belle you sure do have alot of dirty jokes. they're good though lol

-GoBLIN-

What was the name of the black guy from the jettsons?


....

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....wait, there wasnt one...?

Isnt the future gonna be GREAT?

S.I.T

One day a black angel and a white angel were having a debate on whether god was black or white. So they decided to go ask him. So they find him and the white angel asks god "Lord, are you black or white"?. Lightning flashes and thunder claps and god say's "I am what I am". So the white angel say's to the black angel "See"? So in turn the black angel asks the same question and this time god is mad. So he answers again, louder this time, "I am what I am", and boom, in a flash they're both sent to earth as humans. When the dust clears, the white angel say's "See, I told you so." And the black angel say's, "How can you tell by that?". And the white angel say's "If god were black, he would've said....I is what I is".....

nyRocketkid

those were both really good too.:YEAH

Yamaha-stunter

How long does it take for a white women to take a **** ?















9 months

~Ilean~

~Ilean~

What did the bow-legged doe say?

~ Thats the last time I will do that for ten bucks.

How can you make a gay man scream twice?

~ **** him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

~ Kick his sister in the jaw.

What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?

~ ***** Funny.

What do you call a 350-pound stripper?

~ Broke!

Why did the blonde get excited after finishing the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

~ Because the box said, “4 to 6 years.”