whos got jokes?
05-16-2007, 12:39 AM
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Re: whos got jokes?
How do u tell if ur best friends gay?
--- If his dick tastes like ****
hahahahah!! i've heard a variation of this one.
You know how i know _________________ is gay?
your buddy's name
When i fucked him in the *** he got a boner!
--- If his dick tastes like ****
hahahahah!! i've heard a variation of this one.
You know how i know _________________ is gay?
your buddy's name
When i fucked him in the *** he got a boner!
05-16-2007, 12:44 AM
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05-16-2007, 07:03 AM
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Re: whos got jokes?
Three boys always come home from school the same way. One day as they pass the fence near their house, they look through a hole in the fence. They see a naked woman standing in the yard, two of the boys stare at her while the third one runs away.
The next day they look through the hole and see the same lady, still naked. The two boys still look at her, while the third one runs away again.
The next day as the three boys look through the hole, and the third one gets ready to run away, the two other ones ask the third one, "Why do you keep running away?" The little boy says, "My mommy told me if I see a naked lady I'll turn to stone. And everytime I see her, a part of me gets harder."
The next day they look through the hole and see the same lady, still naked. The two boys still look at her, while the third one runs away again.
The next day as the three boys look through the hole, and the third one gets ready to run away, the two other ones ask the third one, "Why do you keep running away?" The little boy says, "My mommy told me if I see a naked lady I'll turn to stone. And everytime I see her, a part of me gets harder."
05-16-2007, 07:04 AM
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Re: whos got jokes?
does anyone remember the andrew dice clay jokes i rember a couple
little boy blue HE NEEDED THE MONEY! oooohhh
hickery dickery dock this girl was suckin my **** the clock struck two i blew my goo and i dropped the bith off at the next block!
little boy blue HE NEEDED THE MONEY! oooohhh
hickery dickery dock this girl was suckin my **** the clock struck two i blew my goo and i dropped the bith off at the next block!
05-16-2007, 07:06 AM
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Re: whos got jokes?
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on the roof of their car which read, "TWO PROSTITUTES... $150.00."
A policeman noticed the car, and quickly pulled them over. He approached the ladies and told them they'd have to remove the sign. Otherwise, they'd be arrested and taken to jail. Just then, another car passed by with a sign which read, "JESUS SAVES."
The two ladies asked the policeman why he let the other car drive by without pulling them over. "Well, that's a little different since it pertains to religion." The two ladies were furious, but nonetheless they removed the sign and drove away.
The next day, the same policeman noticed the same two ladies riding around town with a sign on the roof of their car. He figured he had an easy bust, so he pulled them over once again. As he approached the car, though, he noticed a new sign which now read, "TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER... $150.00."
A policeman noticed the car, and quickly pulled them over. He approached the ladies and told them they'd have to remove the sign. Otherwise, they'd be arrested and taken to jail. Just then, another car passed by with a sign which read, "JESUS SAVES."
The two ladies asked the policeman why he let the other car drive by without pulling them over. "Well, that's a little different since it pertains to religion." The two ladies were furious, but nonetheless they removed the sign and drove away.
The next day, the same policeman noticed the same two ladies riding around town with a sign on the roof of their car. He figured he had an easy bust, so he pulled them over once again. As he approached the car, though, he noticed a new sign which now read, "TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER... $150.00."
05-16-2007, 07:13 AM
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Re: whos got jokes?
Mary had a little lamb
Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two hunks of bread.
Little Miss Muffet Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two hunks of bread.
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider
That crept up beside her,
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.
Simple Simon Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider
That crept up beside her,
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.
Simple Simon met a Pieman,
Going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you ********.
Humpty Dumpty Going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you ********.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses
And all the kings men,
Said "F*ck him,
He's only an egg."
Mary Had a Another Lamb Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses
And all the kings men,
Said "F*ck him,
He's only an egg."
Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's ***,
And turned it's wool to nylon.
Georgy Porgy It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's ***,
And turned it's wool to nylon.
Georgie Porgy, pudding and pie.
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, cause he was gay.
Jack and Jill Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, cause he was gay.
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill,
To have little fun.
Jill, that dill
Forgot her pill,
And now they have a son.
Old Mother Hubbard Went up the hill,
To have little fun.
Jill, that dill
Forgot her pill,
And now they have a son.
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.
Little Boy Blue Went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.
Little Boy Blew.
Hey. He needed the Money.
Hey. He needed the Money.
05-16-2007, 07:22 AM
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Re: whos got jokes?
Three vampires walk into a bar and order drinks.
The first vampire asks for blood.
The second vampire asks for blood.
The third vampire asks for some hot water.
The bartender is baffled. "Why don't you want blood like everyone else?"
"Because," says the third vampire, pulling out a USED tampon, "I'm making tea."
The first vampire asks for blood.
The second vampire asks for blood.
The third vampire asks for some hot water.
The bartender is baffled. "Why don't you want blood like everyone else?"
"Because," says the third vampire, pulling out a USED tampon, "I'm making tea."
