whos got jokes?
05-15-2007, 04:58 PM
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Re: whos got jokes?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had
great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked
her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and
all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of
the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the
quarterback!' I'm like...... Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked
her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and
all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of
the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the
quarterback!' I'm like...... Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
thats good
05-15-2007, 05:05 PM
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Re: whos got jokes?
A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness.
Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn't have. She asks, "What are those round things hanging there, daddy?"
Proudly, he replies, "Those, sweetheart, are God's Apples of Life, Without them we wouldn't be here."
Puzzled, she seeks her mommy out and tells her what daddy has said.
To which mommy asks, "Did he say anything about the dead branch they're hanging from?"
Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn't have. She asks, "What are those round things hanging there, daddy?"
Proudly, he replies, "Those, sweetheart, are God's Apples of Life, Without them we wouldn't be here."
Puzzled, she seeks her mommy out and tells her what daddy has said.
To which mommy asks, "Did he say anything about the dead branch they're hanging from?"
05-15-2007, 05:18 PM
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Re: whos got jokes?
blah blah blah thats border line incest blah blah blah... no one was making jokes about you and you come talking about people ******* their mothers? There's a little " X " and even a Back arrow in 99% of internet browsers..... theyre there to click when you see something you dont like...
05-15-2007, 05:22 PM
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Re: whos got jokes?
blah blah blah thats border line incest blah blah blah... no one was making jokes about you and you come talking about people ******* their mothers? There's a little " X " and even a Back arrow in 99% of internet browsers..... theyre there to click when you see something you dont like...
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05-15-2007, 06:26 PM
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because ONE picture sums up all i can do. Oh well. I forgot you knew me.
and when did i claim to be a insane, contest rating stunter?
thats right
I didnt.
Oh well, im a squid cause i dont have a WHOLE lotta time to practice. **** me hmm
and when did i claim to be a insane, contest rating stunter?
thats right
I didnt.
Oh well, im a squid cause i dont have a WHOLE lotta time to practice. **** me hmm
05-15-2007, 06:31 PM
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Re: whos got jokes?
and id like to point out the simple fact that, to get to the BP in a wheelie (this applys for endos as well) YOU MUST cross the area before BP... which means, if the camera man pressed click a split second before or even on the way down for that matter, that in the pic the wheelie imidatly ISNT a bp, its a pow pow....
And god forbid one of the two pictures i have from the day i got my bike, because i lack a camera, and my riding buddies are in iraq...
but once again, oh well **** me
i find squid as an insult, quite a cop out.... its like making fun of someone for their age
And god forbid one of the two pictures i have from the day i got my bike, because i lack a camera, and my riding buddies are in iraq...
but once again, oh well **** me
i find squid as an insult, quite a cop out.... its like making fun of someone for their age
05-15-2007, 06:36 PM
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Re: whos got jokes?
and id like to point out the simple fact that, to get to the BP in a wheelie (this applys for endos as well) YOU MUST cross the area before BP... which means, if the camera man pressed click a split second before or even on the way down for that matter, that in the pic the wheelie imidatly ISNT a bp, its a pow pow....
And god forbid one of the two pictures i have from the day i got my bike, because i lack a camera, and my riding buddies are in iraq...
but once again, oh well **** me
i find squid as an insult, quite a cop out.... its like making fun of someone for their age
And god forbid one of the two pictures i have from the day i got my bike, because i lack a camera, and my riding buddies are in iraq...
but once again, oh well **** me
i find squid as an insult, quite a cop out.... its like making fun of someone for their age
05-15-2007, 08:50 PM
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Re: whos got jokes?
there is two lesbians and two **** leaving CA going two NY who gets there first?
the lesbians because there doing 69 the hole way and the **** are still at home packen thier **** OOOHHH make sure you tip your waitress ill be here all week
the lesbians because there doing 69 the hole way and the **** are still at home packen thier **** OOOHHH make sure you tip your waitress ill be here all week
05-15-2007, 09:25 PM
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Re: whos got jokes?
Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon
10,000 volts went up its ***
And turned its wool to nylon.
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Dave, an engineer, was walking on a sidewalk one afternoon when his buddy Harry, also an engineer, pulls alongside him, riding a brand-new Honda CBR1000RR. "Wow," said Dave, "where’d you get that?"
Harry said, "You’ll never believe this. I was walking home last night when this woman rides up to me on this Honda. She stops, gets off the bike, removes her blouse, skirt, bra, shoes, and panties, and says, ’You can have anything you want.’"
And Dave said, "Good choice. Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you."
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What’s the difference between love and herpes?
Herpes last forever.
It ran into a pylon
10,000 volts went up its ***
And turned its wool to nylon.
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Dave, an engineer, was walking on a sidewalk one afternoon when his buddy Harry, also an engineer, pulls alongside him, riding a brand-new Honda CBR1000RR. "Wow," said Dave, "where’d you get that?"
Harry said, "You’ll never believe this. I was walking home last night when this woman rides up to me on this Honda. She stops, gets off the bike, removes her blouse, skirt, bra, shoes, and panties, and says, ’You can have anything you want.’"
And Dave said, "Good choice. Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you."
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What’s the difference between love and herpes?
Herpes last forever.
Banging your head on the lid of the coffin
05-15-2007, 09:36 PM
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Re: whos got jokes?
the chicks, the **** were still packing **** while the lesbos were lickety split gone
05-15-2007, 09:54 PM
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Re: whos got jokes?
Dave, an engineer, was walking on a sidewalk one afternoon when his buddy Harry, also an engineer, pulls alongside him, riding a brand-new Honda CBR1000RR. "Wow," said Dave, "where’d you get that?"
Harry said, "You’ll never believe this. I was walking home last night when this woman rides up to me on this Honda. She stops, gets off the bike, removes her blouse, skirt, bra, shoes, and panties, and says, ’You can have anything you want.’"
And Dave said, "Good choice. Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you."
Harry said, "You’ll never believe this. I was walking home last night when this woman rides up to me on this Honda. She stops, gets off the bike, removes her blouse, skirt, bra, shoes, and panties, and says, ’You can have anything you want.’"
And Dave said, "Good choice. Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you."
05-15-2007, 10:02 PM
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Re: whos got jokes?
What's the worst part about doing a 5 year old?
---getting the blood out of ur clown suit
"If there's grass on the field, play ball. If there's not, roll em over and play in the mud"
How do u tell if ur best friends gay?
--- If his dick tastes like ****
What's the differnce between a black guy getting hit my a car and a dog getting hit by a car?
--- There's skid marks before the dog
Why don't black people ride motorcycles?
--- cause when they start they go RUN ***** ***** ***** *****
Why don't mexicans have grills?
---- their beans would fall thru
What's funny then swinging a baby around at 120 mph?
--- stopping it with a shovel
Why do u stick a baby in the blender feet first?
--- to see it's facial expressions
Why don't women have drivers licences?
--- there's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom
---getting the blood out of ur clown suit
"If there's grass on the field, play ball. If there's not, roll em over and play in the mud"
How do u tell if ur best friends gay?
--- If his dick tastes like ****
What's the differnce between a black guy getting hit my a car and a dog getting hit by a car?
--- There's skid marks before the dog
Why don't black people ride motorcycles?
--- cause when they start they go RUN ***** ***** ***** *****
Why don't mexicans have grills?
---- their beans would fall thru
What's funny then swinging a baby around at 120 mph?
--- stopping it with a shovel
Why do u stick a baby in the blender feet first?
--- to see it's facial expressions
Why don't women have drivers licences?
--- there's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom
05-15-2007, 10:18 PM
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Re: whos got jokes?
Why do tampons have strings on them?
So you floss when your done eating.
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procrastination is like masturbation, in the end, your only fu*king yourself.
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If the rivers flowing red, Take the dirt road instead!
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What do you call 2 black guys in an antique shop?
Farm equipment.
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That's enough outta me. And no I am not racist, I own a color TV. Really though, I'm not, I just think the jokes are funny.
So you floss when your done eating.
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procrastination is like masturbation, in the end, your only fu*king yourself.
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If the rivers flowing red, Take the dirt road instead!
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What do you call 2 black guys in an antique shop?
Farm equipment.
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That's enough outta me. And no I am not racist, I own a color TV. Really though, I'm not, I just think the jokes are funny.
