Enough with this bullshit replys MRT get back to the ******* stories...this thread was dope until u fucked it up

 

i got a good story from today...

in this one motorcycle forum, i ran into some dude that was giving advice on riding power wheelies, while he only owns a bicycle. and appearently got mad when someone called him out and threatened to kill him using his l337 hax0r skillz and yahoo email.

 

My User CP is trippy so i didn't even know this thread took back off. But yea lets keep um come-n i know there some even better story's float-n around, Just Ignore the Mtn bike stunna.

 

dude.... worlds greatest tale of squids. i caint say that they were posers, because i didnt talk to any of em much, but squids they were.

"BARF" ride exposed a ton of em. people running into curbs, 60 bikes and all they wanted to do was take pictures. not a 1 of em even wanted to break 1 law.

and a dude with a 250 kawi..... lmao. he had on a real official bullet proof vest! oh man, ride sucked! so we went and stunted...

 

oh oh, i have a great story about a squid. there was this awesome thread on stuntlife that had some really funny squid and poser stories and then this moron that doesnt even own a motorcycle comes in and wrecks 3 ******* pages of the thread.

Reference pages 4,5,6

 

 

hahahahahaha i guess i kinda owe MRT a apology

 

A truce the stickiest of the icky.

 

god dammnit, i dont see this thread getting any better

 

well it won't let me delete my posts? I would. so a truce?

 

cuzz he knows you have said a lot of things you shouldn't of.

 

I saw some kid on pendleton sitting outside of the PX said claimed to be a "serious stunter." BUT was on a lime green early 90s kawai 250 or 5... claimed that the kawi was "better on gas, FASTER, and better to ride on the freeway."

WTF!?

Turns out this kid got dropped to my battalion and his "stunt bike" as he calls it is a 91 gsxr 750, stock. Its got a for sale sign on it. A couple weeks ago i asked him what was wrong with it, and how much hes asking. Get this, he said "I need to get a kawi zx 14, the gsxr 750 isnt good enough for my stunting skills. I need to be able to just roll on the throttle and bring it up going 90, with no clutch" WHAT!?! idiot, BUT he wanted 6000 for a 1991 gixxer 750.... he said due to "all the chrome" but its missing the wind funnel on the left so in a tuck youd get blown, its painted grey, it had shitty paint caked on the exposed frame, and everything that usually gets chromed is either pollished billet, or he took a dremel and made it shiney.

I've talked to him a few times recently... hes not only not just a poser.. hes a ***.

Turns out, the kid was in my friends company before the fight for falluja. Shot himself in the foot with an extra round, and tried covering it up, and blaming it on an "enemy sniper" my friend Harold, was there.... for a sniper to shoot him at that angel, hed have to be flying above him. After he was found out said he was "loading a 203" YOU DONT LOAD A GRENADE LAUNCHER POINTING AT YOUR FOOT, what happens if it is a bad round and goes off? BOOM, your done.

Plus, the kid was never carrying the 203.... i hate that kid. He bit harolds thumb to the bone and tendons last week cause he is sucha hardcore "scapper" as he says.

 

oh jesus one of those ****... we "handled" those people properly in my unit. they come back and have these horrendous stories of watching people die, them saving the lives of their fellow soldiers from suicide bombers, snipers, ambushes etc... when in fact they were nothing but a supply clerk that was issuing out goggles and lbv's the entire deployment.

those guys are posers, ****, dousches and ****

 

Military Posers and Squids i love it lol. And wow the first post had a double agent thats incredible! he was a Stunter/Military Poser/Squid AT THE SAME TIME!!!! What skillz....:YEAH

 

he doesnt rate to be called a squid. i seriously hate that kid, the threw him in the mail room, and he talks mad **** like hes gonna throw down, and HE BIT HIS FINGER. (he got put in a headlock) He gives us a bad name... I acually think he wreked his bike trying to do a pow pow power wheelie. but if he didn't ill get a pic of his bike (the 5 grand one AND his "street riding bike") on monday

for the record, just in case u know him... his names Cpl Micullic (not sure if thats how to spell it) and hes in a 1Mar Div Mail room on pendleton... and hes getting busted down for the biting so probally PRIVATE M...

 

i just got done arguing ith some kid about whether im a poser oir a squid. he was sayin im a poser.i told him no im a squid b/c im a noob at stunnin.and he sed that that being a poser he says he can do highchairs and ss and **** like that on a quad.yea no ****. anyone can do prettymuch anything on a quad.

 

i did my first seat stander on the r6 last night! woo, go me. lol

 

I got pics of the biter's bikes! the stunt bike and the "street racer"


Will post in a bit when im off duty.