Stunt groupies anyone??
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From: STeELTown Bitchez
Re: Stunt groupies anyone??
Originally Posted by GAMstunts
we wanna see some nipple tt
I can tell she really likes me for me Her first line was : When can I get a ride...and then: I heard your going to med school.
without the bike and school, Im fvked!!!
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From: a place where my car gets sideways and smokes everytime i touch the pedal.
Re: Stunt groupies anyone??
Originally Posted by Otown_Tony
hahaha how many people get "When are your going to take me for a ride?" or "I wanna get a bike so then i can get a pink helmet"....not including kane 
beezies be emailing me that **** all the time....
what d said is true than a ***** ****ka i had hella pics of me at the track, i had hella pictures of me leading packs, and killin the canyons... no love
the second i started trying to wheelie, and got better at it, and put up the pics.... here comes the hoes addin me as a friend, and the ones i already knew were like i didnt know you knew how to do that ****, lemme ride wit you. hoes started addin me in they top 8 and ****... i caint wait to start scrapin and doin circ's:YEAH
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From: Clearwater
Re: Stunt groupies anyone??
Originally Posted by Otown_Tony
hahaha how many people get "When are your going to take me for a ride?" or "I wanna get a bike so then i can get a pink helmet"....not including kane
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Re: Stunt groupies anyone??
Originally Posted by Tiretrauma
+1!!!
Im still hittin you guys and Legion up to ride wit. As John said, ride till your fingers are numb then drink!!!
Im still hittin you guys and Legion up to ride wit. As John said, ride till your fingers are numb then drink!!!
+999999999999999999999999999999
Best advice ever....although sometimes you drink more than you ride.
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Re: Stunt groupies anyone??
Originally Posted by Darius
I was thinking of selling them, I'm getting overstocked on them lately. Myspace is killing me and I just cant handle the workload anymore. Bitches these days just get to the point right off the get! Who's got'em? And who doesnt. Who cares who's making the most money, wheelies get you pussy bottom line! What do trackdays get you? Nothing! Carving the local canyon? Ticket maybe. Point is if you got a bike, do some wheelies get some girls while you can
He tells the chicken to go get the farmer so he can pull the horse out. The chicken looks for the farmer but can't find him.
The chicken takes the keys to the farmer's motorcycle and brings it to the horse. The chicken ties a rope to the back and pulls the horse out.
A few days later the horse and the chicken are playing in the field again, only this time the chicken falls in the mudpuddle.
He tells the horse to go get the farmer to get him out. The horse tells the chicken he has a better idea instead.
The horse stands over the chicken and tells him to grab his ****, and he will pull him out. The chicken did and pulled himself out.
The moral to the story is:
If you are hung like a horse, then you don't need a motorcycles to pick up chicks!
But i guess when you have a short stack of nickles and a height disadvantage you do.
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From: bornefreestyle.com
Re: Stunt groupies anyone??
Originally Posted by hessogood
A chicken and a horse are playing in a field. The horse falls into a mudpuddle and can't get out.
He tells the chicken to go get the farmer so he can pull the horse out. The chicken looks for the farmer but can't find him.
The chicken takes the keys to the farmer's motorcycle and brings it to the horse. The chicken ties a rope to the back and pulls the horse out.
A few days later the horse and the chicken are playing in the field again, only this time the chicken falls in the mudpuddle.
He tells the horse to go get the farmer to get him out. The horse tells the chicken he has a better idea instead.
The horse stands over the chicken and tells him to grab his ****, and he will pull him out. The chicken did and pulled himself out.
The moral to the story is:
If you are hung like a horse, then you don't need a motorcycles to pick up chicks!
But i guess when you have a short stack of nickles and a height disadvantage you do.
He tells the chicken to go get the farmer so he can pull the horse out. The chicken looks for the farmer but can't find him.
The chicken takes the keys to the farmer's motorcycle and brings it to the horse. The chicken ties a rope to the back and pulls the horse out.
A few days later the horse and the chicken are playing in the field again, only this time the chicken falls in the mudpuddle.
He tells the horse to go get the farmer to get him out. The horse tells the chicken he has a better idea instead.
The horse stands over the chicken and tells him to grab his ****, and he will pull him out. The chicken did and pulled himself out.
The moral to the story is:
If you are hung like a horse, then you don't need a motorcycles to pick up chicks!
But i guess when you have a short stack of nickles and a height disadvantage you do.
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From: Brockton, Ma
Re: Stunt groupies anyone??
Originally Posted by hessogood
A chicken and a horse are playing in a field. The horse falls into a mudpuddle and can't get out.
He tells the chicken to go get the farmer so he can pull the horse out. The chicken looks for the farmer but can't find him.
The chicken takes the keys to the farmer's motorcycle and brings it to the horse. The chicken ties a rope to the back and pulls the horse out.
A few days later the horse and the chicken are playing in the field again, only this time the chicken falls in the mudpuddle.
He tells the horse to go get the farmer to get him out. The horse tells the chicken he has a better idea instead.
The horse stands over the chicken and tells him to grab his ****, and he will pull him out. The chicken did and pulled himself out.
The moral to the story is:
If you are hung like a horse, then you don't need a motorcycles to pick up chicks!
But i guess when you have a short stack of nickles and a height disadvantage you do.
He tells the chicken to go get the farmer so he can pull the horse out. The chicken looks for the farmer but can't find him.
The chicken takes the keys to the farmer's motorcycle and brings it to the horse. The chicken ties a rope to the back and pulls the horse out.
A few days later the horse and the chicken are playing in the field again, only this time the chicken falls in the mudpuddle.
He tells the horse to go get the farmer to get him out. The horse tells the chicken he has a better idea instead.
The horse stands over the chicken and tells him to grab his ****, and he will pull him out. The chicken did and pulled himself out.
The moral to the story is:
If you are hung like a horse, then you don't need a motorcycles to pick up chicks!
But i guess when you have a short stack of nickles and a height disadvantage you do.
holy **** jay that is fu.cking awesome...! i just laughed my *** off....!
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From: NE INDIANA
Re: Stunt groupies anyone??
thats funny this thread started. this girl is coming in from outta town and i have no clue who she is. im not even sure if shes on my friends list. she pretty much "cold called" me on myspace wanting to get soemthing to eat.
depending on how she is...i might take her to one of the halloween partied and bagne her. w00t! :YEAH
depending on how she is...i might take her to one of the halloween partied and bagne her. w00t! :YEAH
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From: K-Town/Zion IL.
Re: Stunt groupies anyone??
Originally Posted by hessogood
A chicken and a horse are playing in a field. The horse falls into a mudpuddle and can't get out.
He tells the chicken to go get the farmer so he can pull the horse out. The chicken looks for the farmer but can't find him.
The chicken takes the keys to the farmer's motorcycle and brings it to the horse. The chicken ties a rope to the back and pulls the horse out.
A few days later the horse and the chicken are playing in the field again, only this time the chicken falls in the mudpuddle.
He tells the horse to go get the farmer to get him out. The horse tells the chicken he has a better idea instead.
The horse stands over the chicken and tells him to grab his ****, and he will pull him out. The chicken did and pulled himself out.
The moral to the story is:
If you are hung like a horse, then you don't need a motorcycles to pick up chicks!
But i guess when you have a short stack of nickles and a height disadvantage you do.
He tells the chicken to go get the farmer so he can pull the horse out. The chicken looks for the farmer but can't find him.
The chicken takes the keys to the farmer's motorcycle and brings it to the horse. The chicken ties a rope to the back and pulls the horse out.
A few days later the horse and the chicken are playing in the field again, only this time the chicken falls in the mudpuddle.
He tells the horse to go get the farmer to get him out. The horse tells the chicken he has a better idea instead.
The horse stands over the chicken and tells him to grab his ****, and he will pull him out. The chicken did and pulled himself out.
The moral to the story is:
If you are hung like a horse, then you don't need a motorcycles to pick up chicks!
But i guess when you have a short stack of nickles and a height disadvantage you do.
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From: North Andover, MA
Re: Stunt groupies anyone??
Originally Posted by Vetter
thats funny this thread started. this girl is coming in from outta town and i have no clue who she is. im not even sure if shes on my friends list. she pretty much "cold called" me on myspace wanting to get soemthing to eat.
depending on how she is...i might take her to one of the halloween partied and bagne her. w00t! :YEAH
depending on how she is...i might take her to one of the halloween partied and bagne her. w00t! :YEAH
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Posts: 5,892
From: NE INDIANA
Re: Stunt groupies anyone??
Originally Posted by skillz954
Careful Bro, there are some crazy b!tches out there.......I think that would scare me...... diseased, baby daddy huntin, stalker, etc......
diseased, baby daddy huntin, stalker, etc......true true.
BJ it is!
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From: The Bay
Re: Stunt groupies anyone??
Originally Posted by SYTFU_R6
beezies be emailing me that **** all the time....
what d said is true than a ***** ****ka i had hella pics of me at the track, i had hella pictures of me leading packs, and killin the canyons... no love the second i started trying to wheelie, and got better at it, and put up the pics.... here comes the hoes addin me as a friend, and the ones i already knew were like i didnt know you knew how to do that ****, lemme ride wit you. hoes started addin me in they top 8 and ****...
i caint wait to start scrapin and doin circ's:YEAH
what d said is true than a ***** ****ka i had hella pics of me at the track, i had hella pictures of me leading packs, and killin the canyons... no love
the second i started trying to wheelie, and got better at it, and put up the pics.... here comes the hoes addin me as a friend, and the ones i already knew were like i didnt know you knew how to do that ****, lemme ride wit you. hoes started addin me in they top 8 and ****... i caint wait to start scrapin and doin circ's:YEAH
Your killing me over here!!!
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Posts: 2,214
From: Clearwater
Re: Stunt groupies anyone??
Originally Posted by hessogood
The moral to the story is:
If you are hung like a horse, then you don't need a motorcycles to pick up chicks!
But i guess when you have a short stack of nickles and a height disadvantage you do.
If you are hung like a horse, then you don't need a motorcycles to pick up chicks!
But i guess when you have a short stack of nickles and a height disadvantage you do.
https://www.stuntlife.com/forums/sho...d.php?t=171172
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Re: Stunt groupies anyone??
Originally Posted by DEBO
Your killing me over here!!!
just wait till i get seat standers, or some other wheelie variation...
it'll be beechez fo' day'z
wifey already be gettin mad cause we live across the street from the highschool, and chicks be askin for rides and if they can sit on the bikes....
gotta love when random hoes wanna get with ya program. Last edited by SYTFU_R6; Oct 27, 2006 at 02:45 PM.
