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OR... you leave your bike in the back of your truck in FLA (what the FKUC was i thinkin?!?!?!) and it RAINS (imigine that...) and your bike doesnt run cause the tank is full of water... [QUOTE]

 

+1, Been there.


How about tryin to park your bike on an uneven surface, you think you got it stable, turn to walk away, feel a light gust of wind..............you get the picture.

 

haha kickstand in the grass....never a good idea

 

iwas doin circle burnouts in front of my house and highsided and ended up in the ditch with my bike layin beside me

 

That must have been hilarious

 

BWAHAHAHAHA

 

My buddie always asked to ride my bike so I told him "if he could start it he could ride it" took all precautions switched off the run swith and put the kickstand down.KICKSTAND prvevailed he couldnt get it in gear lol:YEAH

 

how 'bout pullin into a crowded gas station right after they finished powerwashing the parkin lot.....pick up left foot for kickstand and right foot slides out. Bike drops. I just stepped away and let it fall 'cause I knew that there wasn't any way to save it. Then half a dozen people came running over to see if I was ok...bike was fine, I wasn't hurt at all but it was embarrasing.

 

I remember way back whem I first started, i went to do a whoolie and thought i was in second, but was in first, that scared the **** outta me!!

 

pop starting my gsxr 1000....running across the gas station parkling lot in neutral...jumped on and accidently clicked into first....flipped over the bars and the bike fell on me...lady comes running over to help me and i couldn't move because me foot was stuck in the 905 cage...it was great...my friends were laughing too hard to help me

 

arent you SUPPOSED to put it into first when you pop start it?

 

I usually do second... w/ cars also.

 

hmm ive always used first, oh well erics just an idiot then

 

I mentioned this story somewhere else...but i think it's worth repeating...

I was doing burnouts in a parkin lot for these girls right, well I get off the bike, get some digits, and head for home. When I turn out of the parkin lot, ready to stick the nose in the sky for one last blast, i hear a scrape. I look down and my stand is halfway up. So, feelin like a real l33t hotshot, I decide I'll just sweep it up with my foot while accelerating. I get it stowed, look up, and I'm face to face with a rather well constructed mail box on a fence post.
Front end of the bike was smashed, headlight, instrument bezel, I flew over the front and cracked the front of my fullface on a flag stone in the dude's yard.

 

back when i first startn ss, i was slown myself down with the front brake and i jumped to the seat, as soon as i jumped i locked the front brakes up. picture me in a handstand position, then i released the clutch, never the less i end up 10 feet in the woods and 3rd degree burns on my right leg.

 

loading the bike into the truck, get to the spot, unload the bike, no key

 

it's easier to push when it's in neutral duh!!!....try pushing your bi....oh wait nevermind





just playing i couldn't help myself...

 

Ha, one day i went to get back on from skitchin of back and one rear peg , wich I land on, was up. Made for a very CLOSE CALL.