i just had some funny sh!t happen
#1
i just had some funny **** happen
so yeah. my bike was leaking coolant, so i fixed it.
got on the bike and started going to the gas station to see if it was still leaking.
fixed the leak, so i was like 'yesssssssss' and figured i'd celebrate w/a wheelie.
pulled it up and rode it back to the stop light, and this car stops next to me.
dude rolls down the window like 'YOU F/CKING RETARD YOU'RE GOING TO KILL SOMEBODY' blah blah blah. 'YOU'RE PUTTING EVERYBODY IN DANGER (when there was no freaking traffic on the road), I'M GOING TO MAKE A CITIZEN'S ARREST, YOU PUNK!'
i didn't know what to do at first, but the f/ckin' guy was a tourist, so i told him he was a huge f'aggot, and that he can't make a citizen's arrest because i'd drop him in front of his ugly wife.
can you even do that? f/cking citizen's arrest, come the f/ck on.....
got on the bike and started going to the gas station to see if it was still leaking.
fixed the leak, so i was like 'yesssssssss' and figured i'd celebrate w/a wheelie.
pulled it up and rode it back to the stop light, and this car stops next to me.
dude rolls down the window like 'YOU F/CKING RETARD YOU'RE GOING TO KILL SOMEBODY' blah blah blah. 'YOU'RE PUTTING EVERYBODY IN DANGER (when there was no freaking traffic on the road), I'M GOING TO MAKE A CITIZEN'S ARREST, YOU PUNK!'
i didn't know what to do at first, but the f/ckin' guy was a tourist, so i told him he was a huge f'aggot, and that he can't make a citizen's arrest because i'd drop him in front of his ugly wife.
can you even do that? f/cking citizen's arrest, come the f/ck on.....
#2
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I saw someone do it on cops because the guy was driving drunk.
But for riding a wheelie WTF is that....
i would have laughed at him and started smoking my tire right next to his window
But for riding a wheelie WTF is that....
i would have laughed at him and started smoking my tire right next to his window
#3
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Originally Posted by letsride
I saw someone do it on cops because the guy was driving drunk.
But for riding a wheelie WTF is that....
i would have laughed at him and started smoking my tire right next to his window
But for riding a wheelie WTF is that....
i would have laughed at him and started smoking my tire right next to his window
i was gonna do that!!!!!!
i don't have the money for a new tire yet, or i totally would've.
#4
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just out of curiousity how did you know he was a tourist? second yes any citizen can make a citzens arrest, but if he was a tourist from another country then your all good
#6
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As soon as he puts a finger on you, you can own him. Especially if you have a helmet on, just start dumpin on the guy. Citizens arrest my ***, say he got out of the car and tried to steal your bike.
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Whenever some yells at me for riding a wheelie or stoppie i pull up next to them and start revving the **** outta my bike saying " whats that?? I cant hear you... talk louder!!!! "
And that ussually gets them pretty pissed off
And that ussually gets them pretty pissed off
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Originally Posted by stock05
just out of curiousity how did you know he was a tourist? second yes any citizen can make a citzens arrest, but if he was a tourist from another country then your all good
he had a massachusetts plate on his car.
i live in a resort town, so 90% of the people on the road are tourists.
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srsly, that **** had me ROLLIN'
who the hell comes on vacation and yells at people for doing wheelies?
he should be having a good time, and staring at the damn red mountains like every other doushebag in town.
who the hell comes on vacation and yells at people for doing wheelies?
he should be having a good time, and staring at the damn red mountains like every other doushebag in town.
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Originally Posted by rmh77
BLAHAHAHAHA! Thats some funny **** right there
hell yes. the b'itch was nasty. she kind of looked like a white condaleeza rice
#13
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hahaha i remember some old fat b1tch with no teeth got out of her bronco once and started screaming at me with her 10 yr old son in the car. I got off my bike and stood there with open arms, i was wearing all my squid gear so i was like WTF is your humpty-dumpty *** gonna do....wayne brady almost had to smack a b1tch!
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Originally Posted by cbr6f4i
two some bicth on a horse yelled at me for doing a wheelie so i stoped and pined rev limeter and it scared the horse and the bicth fell off
baaaahahahaha! THAT'S some funny ****!
i always try to scare the horses that stand by the road. lol
it never works
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Originally Posted by FSPalex
hahaha i remember some old fat b1tch with no teeth got out of her bronco once and started screaming at me with her 10 yr old son in the car. I got off my bike and stood there with open arms, i was wearing all my squid gear so i was like WTF is your humpty-dumpty *** gonna do....wayne brady almost had to smack a b1tch!
fo'real. i don't know what the guy was so upset about.
i wasn't even wobbling, or swerving.
f/cking people.....i swear.