i just had some funny sh!t happen
 

so yeah. my bike was leaking coolant, so i fixed it.
got on the bike and started going to the gas station to see if it was still leaking.

fixed the leak, so i was like 'yesssssssss' and figured i'd celebrate w/a wheelie.
pulled it up and rode it back to the stop light, and this car stops next to me.

dude rolls down the window like 'YOU F/CKING RETARD YOU'RE GOING TO KILL SOMEBODY' blah blah blah. 'YOU'RE PUTTING EVERYBODY IN DANGER (when there was no freaking traffic on the road), I'M GOING TO MAKE A CITIZEN'S ARREST, YOU PUNK!'

i didn't know what to do at first, but the f/ckin' guy was a tourist, so i told him he was a huge f'aggot, and that he can't make a citizen's arrest because i'd drop him in front of his ugly wife. :LOL

can you even do that? f/cking citizen's arrest, come the f/ck on.....

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I saw someone do it on cops because the guy was driving drunk.


But for riding a wheelie WTF is that....

i would have laughed at him and started smoking my tire right next to his window :LOL

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[QUOTE=letsride]I saw someone do it on cops because the guy was driving drunk.


But for riding a wheelie WTF is that....

i would have laughed at him and started smoking my tire right next to his window :LOL[/QUOTE]


i was gonna do that!!!!!! :LOL :LOL :LOL

i don't have the money for a new tire yet, or i totally would've. :LMAO:

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just out of curiousity how did you know he was a tourist? second yes any citizen can make a citzens arrest, but if he was a tourist from another country then your all good

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you should have gave him a nice rev limiter burn out :YEAH :LOL

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As soon as he puts a finger on you, you can own him. Especially if you have a helmet on, just start dumpin on the guy. Citizens arrest my ass, say he got out of the car and tried to steal your bike.

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Whenever some yells at me for riding a wheelie or stoppie i pull up next to them and start revving the sh!t outta my bike saying " whats that?? I cant hear you... talk louder!!!! "

And that ussually gets them pretty pissed off

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hahaha :YEAH

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[quote=rUu]because i'd drop him in front of his ugly wife. :LOL

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BLAHAHAHAHA! Thats some funny sh!t right there:laughing

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[QUOTE=stock05]just out of curiousity how did you know he was a tourist? second yes any citizen can make a citzens arrest, but if he was a tourist from another country then your all good[/QUOTE]


he had a massachusetts plate on his car.
i live in a resort town, so 90% of the people on the road are tourists.
:banghead

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srsly, that shit had me ROLLIN'

who the hell comes on vacation and yells at people for doing wheelies?
he should be having a good time, and staring at the damn red mountains like every other doushebag in town. :LOL

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[QUOTE=rmh77]BLAHAHAHAHA! Thats some funny sh!t right there:laughing[/QUOTE]


:LMAO:

hell yes. the b'itch was nasty. she kind of looked like a white condaleeza rice

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hahaha i remember some old fat b1tch with no teeth got out of her bronco once and started screaming at me with her 10 yr old son in the car. I got off my bike and stood there with open arms, i was wearing all my squid gear so i was like WTF is your humpty-dumpty ass gonna do....wayne brady almost had to smack a b1tch!

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wayne brady almost had to chock a b1tch. but smack is pretty funny to.

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I'm placing you under internet arrest, wheelies are dangerous............

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jajajajajajaj CITIZEN'S ARREST 1 good burnout in front of the bumper so u could leave it full of rubber jajajajajajajajajaja

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two some bicth on a horse yelled at me for doing a wheelie so i stoped and pined rev limeter and it scared the horse and the bicth fell off :LOL:LOL:LOL

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[QUOTE=cbr6f4i]two some bicth on a horse yelled at me for doing a wheelie so i stoped and pined rev limeter and it scared the horse and the bicth fell off :LOL:LOL:LOL[/QUOTE]



baaaahahahaha! THAT'S some funny shit!

i always try to scare the horses that stand by the road. lol
it never works :LMAO:

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[QUOTE=FSPalex]hahaha i remember some old fat b1tch with no teeth got out of her bronco once and started screaming at me with her 10 yr old son in the car. I got off my bike and stood there with open arms, i was wearing all my squid gear so i was like WTF is your humpty-dumpty ass gonna do....wayne brady almost had to smack a b1tch![/QUOTE]


fo'real. i don't know what the guy was so upset about.
i wasn't even wobbling, or swerving.

f/cking people.....i swear. :LOL

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Its funny to because we all know that we can ride better then most folks on one wheel then they can on 2 wheels :2cents