you tell your friends that you are getting bike for a long time, you buy a 1000 as your first bike. pay up the *** because you are stupid, then go out and go to the local spot and wreck your new bike and act like nothing happend or you dont care. that happens alot out by me.

 

oh ****.... read the first post, i'm not tryin ta be a **** or anything..but holy christ
https://www.stuntlife.com/forums/sho...=1#post1330977

 

Nope I can't get 2 feet off

 

:YEAH

 

When You Ask Someone What Stunt Videos They Have Seen And They Say Biker Boys!

When Someone Sees The Fron Of My Gs500 And Say Nice 1000!!!!
I $**t You Not I Get That All The Time

 

wow, a katana and with neons, those are sweet bikes--did he ever take that one of any sweet jumps???

How about when you race your 400ex against their streetbike...........and beat them!!!!

You know you're a squid when your "bike" can pass inspection!!!

You know you're a squid when you wear a Joe Rocket mesh riding jacket to school in January and didn't ride there---------no shi+, saw someone today doing this squidish ritual.

 

:YEAH

 

LOL at the jacket..That's funny

 

You know you're a squid when you own two pairs of boots (Alpine MXs and Rjays Speed Boots) and you crash wearing sports shoes.

I could have avoided busting my leg otherwise

 

if you ride around on the tank and think you look cool riding on 2 wheels

 

yo a kid i know used to do that i used to crack on him so hard

 

You know your a squid when your dumbass falls walking or something like that, bang yourself up, and then tell everyone you had a "totally gnarly wreck runnin from the whoadie" over the weekend..

You know your a squid when you say you have 18 grand invested into your 4wheeler, yet when asked whats done to it, you can only say pipes, and pistons, and if lucky an airfilter. Oh, cant forget the jet kit.

You know your a squid when you say you own a honda banshee.

Yea, I heard the two above from 2 seperate fat, wannabe wiggers...

-Max.

 

if you can count the amount of times you dropped your bike on one hand

 

you might be a squid if you've only pulled your hand brake to bleed it...or to skid

 

you know you're a squid when u wear gardening/mechanic gloves

 

you might be asquid if u wheelie into ur boy and set a fake accident to get insurance money to fix the 600 damage to ur bike and ruin a perfectly good stunt spot....and it wasnt me it was sum posing fool

 

hey whats wrong with gardening gloves/ the ones with the little millions of black rubber dots work like a charm.

 

you might be a squid if:

-You have a walkman under your helmet
-You slide your feet on the ground while riding, so you could tell your friends that you skitched your shoes clean.
-you wear a 1pc. racing suit to the grocery store
-you waer your jacket, even though you're riding your CAGER ! !!
-installing signal lights, instructions say "Put black wire to ground." so you drop the black wire on the floor. (SEEN IT DONE ! ! !)
-you try to look cool doing an endo, and end up smashing your *****
-you hit your head doing a cliffhanger lidless
-everytime you get some sort of bruise or cut, (like from work or walkin' down the street,) you say it's cuz you fell off your bike trying to do some insane stunt
-You know your a squid IF YOU TELL PEOPLE YOU JUST HAD YOUR R6 (OR ANY OTHER EFI BIKE) REJETTED! :YEAH

 

I feel like a real squid now, not for all the stuff, just the walkman under the helmet! I gotsa have my 98.9 the Rock morning show to be able to start my day off right.---although the laughter can bring a good stand up down!

- you drag your knee pucks on the sidewalk and say you were shredding a track.
- your first 12 bar scratch is from your friends pushing you on your twelve bar in a parking lot. (no offense B if you read this!)
-your favorite stunt video is Torque, and you want to be able to fight with a bike, like the girls do!
-you run off the road and into a ditch because you were looking at the girls walking down the sidewalk.
-ride ride in 1st gear for miles, because thats the only gear you can do your powerwheelies
-if your bike "won't wheelie"
-if someone yells 5-0 at "the spot" and you say "ooh, a mustang"
-is you ask someone to teach you how to ride wheelies because they are wearring a "wheelie instructor" shirt
-you make up your own names for normal stunts
-you put a slip-on and air filter on and say your bike is set up to race
-you buy frame sliders because they had LED's in them that were the same color as the ones glowing under on the ground

 

you're a squid if you have neon lights on your bike at all