You might be a squid if...........
Five636 RIP
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 2,099
From: Texas
Re: You might be a squid if...........
I heard this somewhere Squid = Stupid. Quick Untill Inevitably Dead.
One time this kid i was on a ride with rev'ed his engine and honked his horn at stop lights and winking at girls not realizing his helmet was reflectife. What the? i was SOoo Embarassed. len he lowsided later and got all road rash!
One time this kid i was on a ride with rev'ed his engine and honked his horn at stop lights and winking at girls not realizing his helmet was reflectife. What the? i was SOoo Embarassed. len he lowsided later and got all road rash!
Registered User
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 3
From: BFE, KY
Re: You might be a squid if...........
Don't laugh if I had a camera back then, his *** would've been all over the internet by now. WTF was the squid thinking, that the bike wouldn't take off if he give it some throttle while he dumped the clutch?
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Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 179
From: Toronto, Ontario
Re: You might be a squid if...........
You ride around sitting spread on yer' tank NOT doing a wheelie! It might wow grandma and lil' Billy the neighbors 8 year old, but you look foolish!!!
You ask someone what bike to buy?
Be cool :YEAH
You ask someone what bike to buy?
Be cool :YEAH
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Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 186
From: San Diego, CA
Re: You might be a squid if...........
Originally Posted by MORIYM
You ride around sitting spread on yer' tank NOT doing a wheelie! It might wow grandma and lil' Billy the neighbors 8 year old, but you look foolish!!!
You ask someone what bike to buy?
Be cool :YEAH
You ask someone what bike to buy?
Be cool :YEAH
HEY ! ! ! If I didn't ask this thread, I wouldn't have even considered lookin' for an F4i=P.. heheh.. Then again, yea, I know I could barely pull my front up, on a good day w/ a lot of luck.. but I don't go around bragging to people that I'm a stunter. Just a spectator who likes to learn a few things=)
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Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 172
From: Champaign IL
Re: You might be a squid if...........
you get excited when goldwing and harley guys wave at you
you regularly ask "how many teeth should I go up on a 96 katana" or lol my seca
you wholeheartedly beleive that your brand new 600 wont wheelie in second, until I get on it
you regularly ask "how many teeth should I go up on a 96 katana" or lol my seca
you wholeheartedly beleive that your brand new 600 wont wheelie in second, until I get on it
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Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 3,733
From: .......
Re: You might be a squid if...........
Originally Posted by MORIYM
If you get offended by a post talking about squids!!! Everyone starts somewhere...Be cool :YEAH
sniff sniff---oh yeah someone making calamari out of this squid
Brap
Joined: Jul 2004
Posts: 10,417
From: Scottsdale, AZ
Re: You might be a squid if...........
Originally Posted by POPEYE
if you post vids like this.http://2feetfromdeath.com/Videos/toddpratice6sept.wmv
http://www.2feetfromdeath.com/Videos/22oct.wmv
http://www.2feetfromdeath.com/Videos/22oct.wmv
Brap
Joined: Jul 2004
Posts: 10,417
From: Scottsdale, AZ
Re: You might be a squid if...........
Originally Posted by StuntRagz Chris
what i found funny about that was not the fact that they are learning cause we all have been there but the fact that half way through the video the put the caption learning to roll a stoppie....what about all the wheelies. 
Anyway to go on...ya suid if
you take your crash cage and bar scratch it on the concrete before installation....i saw a guy do it with his 12 bar..no ****
Anyway to go on...ya suid if
you take your crash cage and bar scratch it on the concrete before installation....i saw a guy do it with his 12 bar..no ****
Brap
Joined: Jul 2004
Posts: 10,417
From: Scottsdale, AZ
Re: You might be a squid if...........
Originally Posted by eazenutz33
www.2feetfromdeath.com 
I feel like a pro now!!!!
Wow, what else can you do but say, wow (other than laugh)!!!!!
Ya might be a squid if.........
You meet at Sonic and talk about riding a 2 mile standup, while you're sitting in the passenger side of a Tempo.
You wheelie into the back of KylePBZ and then try to skirt to blame and bill. How did that turn out Kyle--saw you had something else to ride in Sept.!!
You create a website called www.2feetfromdeath.com and you can't get 2feetfromtheground.com then actually post videos of yourself when you SUCK!!
You wear your motocross pants and jersey on your streetbike!
Someone names a wheelie after you, and not in a good way(---anyone ever heard of a Hooty wheelie??? Hooty could have been on that website!)
You show everyone you know a CNI ticket to prove you know how to ride a wheelie!
You have a FTP shirt and hat, and don't know what it stands for!
You sell your 600 and buy a 1000, to total out before you can get insurance!
I love this thread, keep this shi+ going.
I feel like a pro now!!!!
Wow, what else can you do but say, wow (other than laugh)!!!!!
Ya might be a squid if.........
You meet at Sonic and talk about riding a 2 mile standup, while you're sitting in the passenger side of a Tempo.
You wheelie into the back of KylePBZ and then try to skirt to blame and bill. How did that turn out Kyle--saw you had something else to ride in Sept.!!
You create a website called www.2feetfromdeath.com and you can't get 2feetfromtheground.com then actually post videos of yourself when you SUCK!!
You wear your motocross pants and jersey on your streetbike!
Someone names a wheelie after you, and not in a good way(---anyone ever heard of a Hooty wheelie??? Hooty could have been on that website!)
You show everyone you know a CNI ticket to prove you know how to ride a wheelie!
You have a FTP shirt and hat, and don't know what it stands for!
You sell your 600 and buy a 1000, to total out before you can get insurance!
I love this thread, keep this shi+ going.
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Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 24
From: Daytona Beach, Florida
Re: You might be a squid if...........
I have seen this happen repeatedly at parties.
A group of guys will roll up to a party on bikes and never take there jackets or gloves off the whole night so that they can say they ride. What a bunch of dumbasses!
A group of guys will roll up to a party on bikes and never take there jackets or gloves off the whole night so that they can say they ride. What a bunch of dumbasses!
