Stupid roadside "safety" camera bollocks my ****, park it on the down slope of a hill so as you come over the crest you get snapped before you see the ****ing thing.

Not sure if the speed limit was 30 or 40 but whichever way I think they got me at 60mph so looks like I might lose my ****ing licence

I'll let you know when/if I get the NIP through, lets just pray that either 1) I did brake in time and they got me at less than 40 or 2) they didnt get me at all or 3) it is a 40mph limit so I get away with 3 points and a fine or a crappy driver training day thing (id prefer that!)

I was in my car too the road was perfectly safe for the speed I was doing, it's a dual carriageway FFS

And i'm about to go docs about my knee, I reckon I might get signed off work for a week which means no ace cafe on sunday

SHOOT ME NOW

 

how much you selling cbr for?lol
i'm feeling for you fu)kers done the same for me last year.
can your mum not take them for you????

 

yeah mum or that m8 thats got his/her licence but dont drive

 

But they'll have a picture of me won't they so i can hardly say my mum was driving haha

I'm just gonna wait until the NIP turns up (if it even does..) and just hope for the best really, no point worrying too much until I know what I'm getting done for. They got until the 15th for it to arrive as after 14 days they become invalid.

If/when it turns up I'm going to write back asking for protographic evidence and a calibration certificate, even if it just wastes their time, after that I'll just pay up, I'm not arguing the fact I was speeding, just want to make them work a little

Hopefully I'll get the old "£65 to attend a driving school for 3 hours" thing as that means no points!

 

Police r ****in ****s, i got stopped today for doin wheelie stood on me seat dwn dual carriageway, got a producer n vehicle checklist, got things to do in 2 weeks to get me bike legal, n i cnt afford it so lucks like am gunna av to sorn it, then he sed i'll find out if i have go court within 4 weeks for dangerous drivin ok i wasnt doin anythin legal but there still ******

 

bunch of ****ing **** sucking tit wearing kiddy fidlers.

hope that copper in the new's gets fooked for doin 159mph, he said he wonted to get used to it. what would they say if we said that??

FTP

 

Nip riound your local shops, put ads in them saying your car is for sale. Then when you get the nip, say you had a potential buyer take it for a test drive on that day. :YEAH

 

Oh yes, and their not *****. ****'s are uselful

 

useless ****s then