right i came out the pub last night and my car was froz up to ****. no way of getting in without hot water. how do i get in i ask myself.

after looking round and i see no ones there i pull it out and **** on the locks after thow i didnt think i had to touch the door handle where i pissed.
but hay it got me in. :YEAH

 

nice 1 u should join the army
"WE DONT WANT PROBLEMS WE WANT SOLUTIONS"

 

Shouldn't be driving a ****ing car anyway!! Should have been on your bike

 

Havent you seen the 'Funniest way to get on bike' thread. He pissed on the seat

 

Remind me never to get in your car

 

i thought you liked hummers? ok i wont pick you up.

 

You've got a hummer?

 

no no you cant change your mind now.

 

haha you wish you had a hummer?

 

only had it a bit.

 

how did you afford it?

 

you have ive got it or you haven't aint ya.

 

ha ha had ya for a minute there atleast. lol

 

I didn't believe you to be honest.. for starters, the door handle is bloody high so you'd need a step ladder to **** on the locks

My dad has a dodge ram, I think he'll be going for a Hummer next, but hes old and works 24/7 so was just curious/jealous of how you'd afforded a hummer at such a young age

 

Pictures are free off ebay

 

ha ha i couldn't aford the badge. lol

 

how much are they

 

well sod you all, i've got a H2 hummer and got pic's of me with it

 

Billy is 6 foot 7... just 2 inches shorter than me