im not dead yet but am on the way

 

im outta my mind because someone left here....this place is a mad house again!!!

 

Hey guys, just wanted to say hello. At home feelin like . I don't get to get on the computer during the day. Your days must be long and boring. Mine always fly, too busy to look at the clock I guess!!! Got to watch Tim off to work this morning, sucks to be him!!!!

Just looking at the boredom thread, talk to you guys again later............

 

Hey Jimmie, I will be down with Tim sometime to check out some ringers for my phone. I hate the standard ones, atleast I have a phone though!!!!!!!!!

Give Sarah a hug and a kiss for me, miss her lots. Counting down the days to her B-day. I bet you she's psyched.

 

Play the damn game fuckers!

 

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm??? i thinkk i know a couple people going???

 

I played, it was pretty fun...

 

why who left???

 

im lonesome too jimbo- come hang with rukus and i - i will serve medium iced coffees (marshmellow) xtra xtra (tank bags bev of choice) and we can reminisce about the good ol days when we had friends at work

 

yeah this seriously sucks!!!

 

hello...has anyone seen who I work with!!!!

I got the guy who played "Warren" in the movie "Something About Mary"
what a dumb bastard.....

And the other guy, is the "Forty Year Old Virgin" guy.....nicknamed "*****"
description: he has Social Anxiety, a Hypocondriac, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, and a flaw you have to see with your own eyes

All the others are wrench monkeys, the office ladies are as old as Christ!
And the sales dept are a bunch of broke-*** snobs...if that's possible

All I have is to feed off their stupidity for humor....sometimes it's nice
so don;t feel so bad jimmy, having people in the work area isn't all that much fun. Especially when you didn't hire them or choose for them to work there.

But thankfully I have all you fools to keep me entertained throughout the day

 

blah blah blee blee blee blah im bored so bored

 

and I need a beer

 

me to lets meet up after work and get a beverage b4 i have to work???

 

ok.....today has been anything but boring so far.

I came into work today to find a bum sleeping in one of my old
parts crates in the back of our building on the side of the alley.
This guy was completely fukked out of his mind. We decided to start ****** with him, and so one of the techs took a gallon of water in a container and chucked it at the side of the crate. He didn't even respond. So I grabbed a bunch of bolts and nuts and started throwing them from a distance to see how long it would take to annoy him. I ran out of them and he still didn't respond. Another tech took the wash hose and just started drenching the box like it was pouring rain on it. Still nothing. Now picture this, you know the big green garbage barrels, well one guy started smashing it into the side like 20 times or so and he finally awakened. He yells out "leave me alone, I think I'm dying from booze!!" Well by this point our GM has called the police to send some people over to remove him since we couldn't get him to move. The whole damn task force shows up. Firetrucks, patrol cars, bike cops, and paramedics. After the whole procedure was done he was arrested. The best part of the whole thing was that a couple of the firemen and policemen were taking pics and video clips with their cell phones. Joking and making fun as well. Come to find out, the man was dropped off in a car early this morning from someone who was at Mikes Pub & Grub with him. They just left him in the alley and he said he just crawled to the side. One of the cops asked him how he got inside the crate. He replied with "some friends came buy and set me up for the night." So overall, it has been a great morning.


* I do have 3 vid clips saved in my phone from this

 

thats out of control lol good story buddy i got nothing

 

YO THAT AIN'T CHINESE and it's really bad japanese too cuz it's just kanji numbers and other random shiet...

 

yo winga those are some funny video clips too bad i missed it by 10 mins...