huh? who got a new job?

 

i got a new job as a loan originator

 

Oh thats cool, better than Nextel so far? Are you not allowed to be on the internet?

What kind of loans are you doing?

 

What?? cement? in your ***? ok.... ill send someone out to give you an estimate, but i must tell you ma'am, we havent really done this type of work before....

 

yeah its cool here very laid back we do alot of home morgages

 

Well alright, I will come see you in 6 months, I am going to either buy or build one.

 

for all you anime junkies....here are some cool puzzles

http://onlinesexgames.net/hentaipuzzle/index.php

 

An elderly priest invited a young priest over for dinner. During the meal,
the young priest couldn't help noticing how attractive and shapely the
housekeeper was.

Over the course of the evening he started to wonder if there was more
between the elderly priest and the housekeeper than met the eye.

Reading the young priest's thoughts, the elderly priest volunteered, "I know
what you must be thinking, but I assure you, my relationship with my
housekeeper is purely
professional.

About a week later the housekeeper came to the elderly priest and said,
"Father, ever since the young Father came to dinner, I've been unable to
find the beautiful silver
gravy ladle. You don't suppose he took it do you?"

The priest said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write him a letter just to be
sure." So he sat down and wrote:

"Dear Father, I'm not saying that you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my
house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact
remains that one has been missing ever since you were here."

Several days later the elderly priest received a letter from the young
priest which read:

"Dear Father, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with your housekeeper, and
I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with your housekeeper. But the fact
remains that if you were sleeping in your own bed, you would have found the
gravy ladle by now."

 

that was pretty funny

 

HAHA!

 

yup that's some good ****

 

Can any of you guys read Chinese?

 

even more good shit seriously get a real job!

 

Yeah buddy, 5 more months and I will be out of the green machine and back into the real world, I cant wait to have a job where the day actually progresses at a normal rate, every hour I spend here seems like 3.

 

Hey you know Chan wan the kung fu master?




Here is another game for you guys, you have to diffuse the bomb in less than 20 mins, lets see how good you really are.

http://www.unoriginal.co.uk/defuse-the-bomb.html

 

Is everyone dead today??