Best of Manchester
Re: Best of Manchester
Originally Posted by lilangel
where do you guys come up with this sh**? 

Re: Best of Manchester
Originally Posted by VirginiaCustoms
Yes they do, where do you think little sheep come from? They just don't get pregnant from me! 

Re: Best of Manchester
My reputation is under a constant barrage of attacks by a pair of midgets and a raisin. Its aboot Dignity, its aboot respect*. The utter essence of my being is shattered by the constant accosting of my character, sometimes causing a deep revolt within my soul. I am just trying to salvage any shred of dignity that I might be able to.
*see southpark movie
*see southpark movie
Re: Best of Manchester
Originally Posted by WINGMAN
That my friend is truely and utterly amazing. I guess those years as a Marine are finally paying off. Is that what you learned when you were "out in the field?" 

Re: Best of Manchester
Originally Posted by Skunky
what are you a genius now or is this some ploy to pick up girls....cause if it were you might have just picked me up...grrrrrrr..


So....uh..... you tryin to make out or what?
Re: Best of Manchester
Originally Posted by VirginiaCustoms
My reputation is under a constant barrage of attacks by a pair of midgets and a raisin. Its aboot Dignity, its aboot respect*. The utter essence of my being is shattered by the constant accosting of my character, sometimes causing a deep revolt within my soul. I am just trying to salvage any shred of dignity that I might be able to.
*see southpark movie
*see southpark movie
ok...well thats good to know
Re: Best of Manchester
Originally Posted by Skunky
yes I would like to makeout.....when and where are my two questions for you....mister....
where is tangentman when you need him???

where is tangentman when you need him???

Re: Best of Manchester
Originally Posted by Skunky
ah yes my friend always looking on the brighter sides of things and or situations....has anyone seen my legs....i'm so short without them
And you are _________ with them?
Re: Best of Manchester
Originally Posted by VirginiaCustoms
Were you a Marine too?

Re: Best of Manchester
Die Eier von Satan
Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker
Ein Viertel Teeloffel Salz
Eine Messerspitze turkisches Haschisch
Ein halbes Pfund Butter
Ein Teeloffel Vanillenzucker
Ein halbes Pfund Mehl
Einhundertfunfzig Gramm gemahlene Nusse
Ein wenig extra Staubzucker
... und keine Eier
In eine Schussel geben
Butter einruhren
Gemahlene Nusse zugeben und
Den Teig verkneten
Auggenballgrobe Stucke vom Teig formen
Im Staubzucker walzen und
Sagt die Zauberworter
Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim
Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und
Bei zweihundert Grad fur funfzehn Minutenbacken und
KEINE EIER
Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker
Ein Viertel Teeloffel Salz
Eine Messerspitze turkisches Haschisch
Ein halbes Pfund Butter
Ein Teeloffel Vanillenzucker
Ein halbes Pfund Mehl
Einhundertfunfzig Gramm gemahlene Nusse
Ein wenig extra Staubzucker
... und keine Eier
In eine Schussel geben
Butter einruhren
Gemahlene Nusse zugeben und
Den Teig verkneten
Auggenballgrobe Stucke vom Teig formen
Im Staubzucker walzen und
Sagt die Zauberworter
Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim
Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und
Bei zweihundert Grad fur funfzehn Minutenbacken und
KEINE EIER
Re: Best of Manchester
Originally Posted by VirginiaCustoms
I just used every $5 word in my vocabulary and that's all I get for a reply????? WTF! 







