Ok, I had some drama on my way to work this morning. So I'm southbound 101 about 5 miles from my exit. I was in the fast lane and traffic was tight but going 60+. I wanted to merge to take my exit. There was no room between the two cars so I signaled and looked at the driver in a lexus, then made the gesture to let me in. He didn't move or let me in, so i waited until the car in front sped up enough for me to safely merge. I merged and the guy in the lexus got right up on my *** and turned his high beams on. I mean like right on my ***, and I'm on a motorcycle! So i turned around and gave him the "one fingered peace sign". He got even closer, like one or two feet, and we were still doing sixty plus. So after a couple miles of him on my *** with the beams on, I finally turned around, pulled my helmet down and hawked a fat *** loogie on his car(bullseye!). Then I took my exit and he followed so I hit the shoulder and mashed off. He took the shoulder too which scared the **** out of me because there was barely any room for me on my bike. Anyway, he followed my all the way to work. I got off my bike and walked to his car and said,"whats your problem? You want a piece of me?" He got out and said,"Yeah, I do. You work here? I'm gonna get you in trouble." I said,"Lemmie go get the owner for ya *******!"
So I go inside, he follows. I open the swingdoor to the stairs and as I step down, he grabs the door and hits me with it! I almost fell down the stairs! I turn quickly just in time to catch the door with my left hand, just barely hanging on. I took a swing at the guy and he ran out the door. By this time, the owner came up and one of the techs. The owner grabbed me as I went after the guy. Some words were exchanged, I wasnt about to beat the **** out of this guy at my work so I just took down his plate # and called the cops.
I am still waiting to hear back from the cops, who keep bouncing me back and forth between Pet. PD and the CHP. What sucks is that when some older guy has road rage on a younger kid. They don't do **** about it. But if there was ANY report of a blue suzuki doing wheelies, they immediately come to me now. That's such bullshit. I just got off the phone with the Pet. PD and they are finally sending a unit, almost 1.5 hours after the fact!
Finally, I am heated because when he tried to push me down the stairs, he broke my cell phone, so i can get calls but I cant read the damn LCD screen. Now that I look back on it, I should have either beat his ***, or just fallen down the stairs and got me a new lexus...

Sorry for the epic saga but its some serious B.S.

 

F**K that ****!, I would beat the ever livin **** out the mother ****er, DO this next time if he follows you and you stop jump off your bike and bust out his window w/ your helmet that most of the time gets them to leave, if not start swingin and stomp that bitch intl the ground.

 

Heres a good way.... Its got a few prerequisites though.

1) Need a bike without license plate or hidden from view
2) Need to wear a jacket with elbow armour
3) need a helmet to cover your face

If someone puts you in danger wait until you can stop and go next to them. Use your elbow armour on their windows. Works great, pops right through, and is painless. After that you can speed away.

 

That is total bs! I hope the the cops can actually do somthing usefull for once!

 

Ouch, thats some messed up stuff. I had a similar incident a few weeks ago. Was coming home from work. I take the same 2 hour drive route every day at the same time, so can't be foolish. Riding at the same speed of traffic in the middle lane, when a blue F250 passed me in the slow lane. Guy looked at me, passed me and than swerved into my lane and slamed his brakes! I jumped over into the fast lane, went to pass him.... and he tried swerving INTO ME!! So I just tapped my brakes, jumped over two lanes to the other side and dropped down to 2nd and nailed it. He still tried jumping from the fast lane to the slow/exit lane but couldn't make it... . no idea what his problem was. I figured it was pointless trying to call the cops and risk someone making something up about me being wreckless at the time.

 

UPDATE!!!
Cops finally came... only took em 6 fuggin hours. Anyway, they tell me that the guy is an upstanding community figure, big businessman and its my word against his. And they wont do **** about it. So i got a broked cell phone and a knot in my leg. I'm sick of tryin to be an adult about this. Seems like when I was younger and hotheaded, **** got accomplished. Someone messed with me, I beat their *** and that was the end of it. What the hell are the cops for anyway? Is it that paramount that they write so many fix it tickets? Must be so. Someone's gotta keep Krispy Kremes in business. I am so sick of this crap because I am young. FTP!!!!

 

we should link this to the other thread about **** that we hate....

sorry man... good luck ... ftp!!!!!!!

 

Yo, don't let that **** go, you got the plate, find out where he lives and **** his glass up. Wear gloves. Simple.

 

MAn if i were you, i would of bet his *** all over your work, in the lobby, in the break room, then take his bich **** outised and body slam him into his windshield, but i'm jus in a badd fukin mood so i dunno. Does your work have any cameras? if so ask for the tape and take him to court

 

yup, i got rear ended by a drunk driver on my bike, and he ran. my freinds followed him all the way to his house. how long for the doughnut poachers to get there?? oh, an hour and a half, appearently a drunk hit and run isn't too important.

 

Damn, the nerve of some people. You should`ve beat his car driving ***. F@ck him.

 

DAMN that sucks!! I like the spitting thingLOL funny sh*t that. I'd never thought of it before, cheers for the idea. Keep your phone & if you see him again throw it through his windscreen.

 

Hey, idk if u maybe errr...wanna key his carhttps://www.yourownprivateeye.com/licenseplate.htm to find out where he lives i never told you nothin!
WHAT A ****ER!

 

FTP!!! find him and ***** his **** up!!

 

I used to carry change in my jacket pocket to throw whenever someone tailgated me. that usually moves them off.

 

Just what seth said.....I do the same thing.
They will get off your *** if you just fake to your pocket and pretend like your droping something on the groud.

 

u shouldnt have let him get out of his car.. just told him to leave.. did u see (i think it was) CKY4? Mike Valaley pushed this guy that told them (Bamb and Mike) to quit skating.. haha pushed him right into his truck and told him to leave..

 

I hate F*&#ing stupid people. I had a similar thing happen to me a couple of weeks ago. Some soccer mom driving a mini-van. So finally I stood up on my peg and droped my pants and mooned the I3itch. IF your going to try this move don't go to fast because that wind will slap the hell out of your ****.

 

lol i saw that cky, and mike got arrested. the guy was an ******* for even stopping.


bottom line...they wanna fight?? Give it to em!