Whats your Worst ticket on a bike
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Re: Whats your Worst ticket on a bike
How's this for lamest ticket....
I got pulled over for "No eye protection over 35mph" for not having my visor down at 40mph.
The real sh*t of it is, that the law says "On vehicles not equipped with a windshield." I fought it aand the judge still gave me the ticket. I bitched up a storm in court, told him it's not my fault that your law is vague. My bike has a windshield. Therefor I was in compliance with the law. They said "If you don't like it, don't ride in Warren anymore." I said "Oh, you'll never CATCH me in Warren again." with an emphasis on CATCH.
I got pulled over for "No eye protection over 35mph" for not having my visor down at 40mph.
The real sh*t of it is, that the law says "On vehicles not equipped with a windshield." I fought it aand the judge still gave me the ticket. I bitched up a storm in court, told him it's not my fault that your law is vague. My bike has a windshield. Therefor I was in compliance with the law. They said "If you don't like it, don't ride in Warren anymore." I said "Oh, you'll never CATCH me in Warren again." with an emphasis on CATCH.
sounds retarded... i always ride with the visor up on the streets sometime on the freeway... i guess cali cops dont care...
well in a sense... next time just say that your visor was foggin up and you couldnt see...
haha if you guys ever need excuses hit me up i cant think up a lot of ****... my fav...
" sir.. were you drinking to night... your kinda swerving as you drive... "
"oh.. really... sorry officer.. my ALLIENTMENTS off...."
worked for me...
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From: 4rm India to Miami
Re: Whats your Worst ticket on a bike
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Joined: Nov 2006
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From: 4rm India to Miami
Re: Whats your Worst ticket on a bike
How's this for lamest ticket....
I got pulled over for "No eye protection over 35mph" for not having my visor down at 40mph.
The real sh*t of it is, that the law says "On vehicles not equipped with a windshield." I fought it aand the judge still gave me the ticket. I bitched up a storm in court, told him it's not my fault that your law is vague. My bike has a windshield. Therefor I was in compliance with the law. They said "If you don't like it, don't ride in Warren anymore." I said "Oh, you'll never CATCH me in Warren again." with an emphasis on CATCH.
I got pulled over for "No eye protection over 35mph" for not having my visor down at 40mph.
The real sh*t of it is, that the law says "On vehicles not equipped with a windshield." I fought it aand the judge still gave me the ticket. I bitched up a storm in court, told him it's not my fault that your law is vague. My bike has a windshield. Therefor I was in compliance with the law. They said "If you don't like it, don't ride in Warren anymore." I said "Oh, you'll never CATCH me in Warren again." with an emphasis on CATCH.
FTP
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Joined: Jun 2003
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From: Detroit Rock City
Re: Whats your Worst ticket on a bike
Ha ya should have ran.... I actually did run and I ended up running out of gas a few miles down the road. The only thing I learned was to always fill up before a spirited ride. Ended up costing me $2000 in lawyer fees and it was dropped to Careless Driving 3 points and $195 fine.
:YEAH awesome! I know that area well.
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