Stiltz Quote Of The Day
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Stiltz Quote Of The Day
I will be starting a new thread daily on this forum. It will be a comidic venture down a dark and strange world. It could be a quote from a famous person, a song lyric, or something I pull out of my cerebellum. it could be about a current event, local news, or just whatever drama is going on at that moment. So if you take any of my quotes personally, you can leave me a voice mail at 1-800-EAT-****. now for the first quote, which is one of my favorites, TIME TO ROCK OUT WITH YOUR **** OUT ![LEFT] 
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Re: Stiltz Quote Of The Day
do i ride in a car, do i sit at the bar, KING i am.
do i take a bus, do i make a fus, KING i am.
do i roll a stoppie, do i catch a crappie, KING i am.
do i talk some ****, do i want to quit, KING i am.
do i smell some stink, do i love the pink, KING i am.
do i like some ****, do i **** out corn, KING i am.
do i think your riding is whack, do i think you smoke crack, KING i am.
Dr. Suess was an ******* who malested children.
Thats why this **** makes no sense. STILTZ IS KING. :jerkoff
do i take a bus, do i make a fus, KING i am.
do i roll a stoppie, do i catch a crappie, KING i am.
do i talk some ****, do i want to quit, KING i am.
do i smell some stink, do i love the pink, KING i am.
do i like some ****, do i **** out corn, KING i am.
do i think your riding is whack, do i think you smoke crack, KING i am.
Dr. Suess was an ******* who malested children.
Thats why this **** makes no sense. STILTZ IS KING. :jerkoff
Re: Stiltz Quote Of The Day 
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Re: Stiltz Quote Of The Day
1, 2, 3, 4, put your finger in a *****.
5, 6, 7, 8, now teach her how to **********.
9, 10, 11, 12, this rhyming **** is getting boring.
so here it goes.........
if your happy and you know it, shut the hell up!
5, 6, 7, 8, now teach her how to **********.
9, 10, 11, 12, this rhyming **** is getting boring.
so here it goes.........
if your happy and you know it, shut the hell up!
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Re: Stiltz Quote Of The Day
sum of my favs:
"i'll ride wheelies up and down the HW i dont give a ****in **** u will never catch me ever, ever!"
"well u disobeyed a man, so you failed to do ur job as a woman"
"i wasnt doin a wheelie officer! its a unicycle with a spare tire"
"sum bitch asked for my autograph, I called her a ***** spit beer in her face and laughed"
"I learned there were troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead, some from behind. But I've bought a big Glock. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have trouble with me." --Dr. Suess
"i'll ride wheelies up and down the HW i dont give a ****in **** u will never catch me ever, ever!"
"well u disobeyed a man, so you failed to do ur job as a woman"
"i wasnt doin a wheelie officer! its a unicycle with a spare tire"
"sum bitch asked for my autograph, I called her a ***** spit beer in her face and laughed"
"I learned there were troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead, some from behind. But I've bought a big Glock. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have trouble with me." --Dr. Suess
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Re: Stiltz Quote Of The Day
Originally Posted by bellerby118
king is the man but u dio got to put the date on them :YEAH
