Right on, Dave! Finally got logged on, Chromember is in the house! :YEAH :YEAH

 

put the date on them *******

 

saturday 7/17/2004
smells like fish, taste like chicken.
I eat more chicken than any man has ever seen. :eatya

 

good one


stiltz is the king :YEAH

 

7/18
this one refers to this weekends events,
everyone wants to be a stunt rider!

 

the quote is

"too many people trying to be a stunt rider!"

John Legion

 

excuse me.

 

i guess the 150 miles we rode beat you up so bad you couldnt even post the quote of the day dam your getting old.

 

7/21
"You want to do something, get a job! clean up this pig sty! do you want a extra $50 dollars a week, TRY VACUUMING!" STILTZ IS KING

 

you want an extra 100 do the laundry and make this god dammmm bed open some window in here that why you cant stand up the place smell like a god dammm coffin. (something to that effect)

 

7/22
more poems from the king.
appletree, appletree,
were is that woman with breasts of three,
will I ever find her ye appletree,
the third is on the back for dancing, can I rest my hand apon thee,
ol' appletree, will her vagina stink like the sea?
as I look far and wide, my heat seeking moisture missile awaiting a ride,
will I find crabs with her incoming tide?
so ol' appletree, I clench my fist around my pole of flesh, pump it rapidly wishing the arrival of she.

 

the king speeks again :YEAH

 

That was beautiful, stiltz! Warms my heart!

 

straight up the king is the shizznit

 

"she was passed out, so my friend stuck a sharpie marker up her ***"
7/23 refer to best thread ever.

 

OK LAST TIME I PARTY WIT U OR ANYONE U NO LOLOLOL

 

7/24
georgie porgie puddin' and pie,
jerked off in his girlfriends eye,
when that eye was dried and shut,
georgie fu(ked that one eyed ****!
andrew dice clay

 

fu(k this fu(kin' *****.

 

your **** talking is as weak as your ride


now im the king

 

you are like the fat kid in stand by me, keep puttin' down those pies because I will starve myself like a buddist monk during a political protest for that 1/3 of a HP. you will never catch the mutant 1000. and any of you HOMOS think you'll catch me, I'll kill ya. you can now go about your business, carry on.