last post contest
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Re: last post contest
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
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Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
SHOPPING MATH
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A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love
him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
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Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are
a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she
does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
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A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or *********,
you're going to have trouble with it
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT
GETTING MARRIED!!!!
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the
ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started
doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
SHOPPING MATH
----------------------
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
---------------------------------------------
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
----------------
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love
him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
----------------
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are
a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
--------------------------------
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she
does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
--------------------------------
A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or *********,
you're going to have trouble with it
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT
GETTING MARRIED!!!!
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the
ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started
doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Add me + you - our clothes then we will multiply.
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Re: last post contest
YOU ARE TOO. I KNOW IT.
on that note i'm out of here. ya'll have a splendid night. i love you all. MUAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Talk to you tomorrow. oh and be happy it's Friday and Jay is gonna be arriving at Amber's place. Good night.
on that note i'm out of here. ya'll have a splendid night. i love you all. MUAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Talk to you tomorrow. oh and be happy it's Friday and Jay is gonna be arriving at Amber's place. Good night.
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