Originally Posted by Jay6

Not a good idea, when jay hits the liquid dick head BAD things happen. No one is safe.....not even dead grandmothers

Originally Posted by Jay6

Not a good idea, when jay hits the liquid dick head BAD things happen. No one is safe.....not even dead grandmothers

Originally Posted by verticaljay

I Michael J hayden do agree to not cut my hair from this day august 25th 2004 until november 1st 2004. The only part of my hair that may be trimmed or maintained are the regions located below the hairline on the back of neck and sideburns up to and level with the top of my ear. If at any point in time during the above mentioned period I do cut my hair I will purchase Dave Beaudin 1 handle of Grey Goose vodka and Jason Gousse 1 30 pack of bud light. If I complete my task the above named individuals will each purchase 1 handle of Grey Goose vodka and deliver to my home address.

Signed

Jason Gousse
Dave Beaudin
Mike Hayden

Witness
Tim Gatto

Can anyone picture Mike as a hippie

I can taste the beer already

Originally Posted by sclevela

"tell me how u like it u dirty lil ****!"

Originally Posted by foto

Thats only 3 months that isn't Sh*t. If he can't go that long he's weak. I went 9 month when Kyle and I had our bet, first one to cut their hair loses. The time before that I went over a year. I won both bets.

lol

Originally Posted by verticaljay

not dirty.... its stupid.... get it right if your going to try and quote one of my vicious drunken comments

Originally Posted by verticaljay

I don't hook up with chicks in bars!

only in my room or the back seat of my truck

Originally Posted by ryanaka99cents

what about the hooker boots bitch at coppers

"Don't mean to be blunt ma'am, but yer wearing sum come hump me pumps"

Originally Posted by verticaljay

oh god.... I forget half the comments I make sometimes.... she did get a little upset didnt she

Originally Posted by verticalfrank

you seem to have a habot of doing that from time to time

Originally Posted by verticaljay

sooo much fun when you could care less... but i did warn her that an insulting comment was coming her way... I gave her the opportunity to leave but she wanted to hear it

Originally Posted by sclevela

ahhhhhhhhhhhh so refreshing to hear someone trying out my lifestyle!

Originally Posted by sclevela

no i hate u

Originally Posted by sclevela

um no...........if that was the case then id have to get drunk...............pitty *** u.........and puke in yer shoes on the way out for my morning walk of shame!