Next time you're at the club:

1. Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.

2. Let's take a shower together -- you smell.

3. You're ugly but you intrigue me.

4. I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

5. If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.

6. I had your sister last year, she sucked. Wanna defend your family honor?

7. You don't look too bad, I'm guessing you only got hit once in the face with that sack of nickels, right?

8. I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you ask your friend to smile for me?

9. You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.

10. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

 

wish I would have known these last night, I def could have had a lot of fun with it

 

#10 works like a charm

 

Hillarious and true!