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Old May 21, 2004 | 07:58 AM
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Try These #2

Well, if the original 10 don't work...

1. I'm not trying anything; I always put my hands there.

2. What's a **** like you doing in a classy joint like this??

3. You look like a hooker I know in Portland.

4. Hey baby... you got any diseases? Want some?

5. Wow, your eyebrows are thick.

6. Do you have a license for that wagon you're draggin'?

7. Were you staring at my crotch?

8. So....I heard you wanted to fight me.

9. Hey baby, everything I'm going to do to you tonight I learned in prison.

10. Pardon me miss, but I couldn't help noticing that you have jizz in your hair.
Old May 21, 2004 | 08:24 AM
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Re: Try These #2

Originally Posted by thumper
Well, if the original 10 don't work...

1. I'm not trying anything; I always put my hands there.

2. What's a **** like you doing in a classy joint like this??

3. You look like a hooker I know in Portland.

4. Hey baby... you got any diseases? Want some?

5. Wow, your eyebrows are thick.

6. Do you have a license for that wagon you're draggin'?

7. Were you staring at my crotch?

8. So....I heard you wanted to fight me.

9. Hey baby, everything I'm going to do to you tonight I learned in prison.

10. Pardon me miss, but I couldn't help noticing that you have jizz in your hair.


Old May 21, 2004 | 08:27 AM
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Re: Try These #2

Originally Posted by thumper
9. Hey baby, everything I'm going to do to you tonight I learned in prison.
Any girl that falls for that line is in for some angry sex!
Old May 21, 2004 | 08:29 AM
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Re: Try These #2

Originally Posted by Angel Of Death
Any girl that falls for that line is in for some angry sex!
Maybe she just likes broom handles




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