Chinese Proverbs
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Chinese Proverbs
man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day
he who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger
man who stand on toilet, is high on pot
Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly
Baseball is wrong, man with four ***** cannot walk
Virginity like bubble, one ***** all gone
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to
Bangkok
man go to sleep with woman on mind, wake up with solution in hand
Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs
Man who run in front of car get tired
Man who run behind car get exhausted
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
Man who scratches *** should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth
War not determine who right, war determine who left
Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night
Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind on his orders
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it
Man who lie around all day playing with tool not necessarily mechanic
Man who drive like hell bound to get there
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement
Man who sneeze without hanky take matter into own hands
Man who lay woman on ground get piece on earth
To make egg roll, push it
Hamsters which crawl into the wrong orifice get ****-faced
All men eat, but Fu Manchu
He who kisses woman's *** get crack in jaw
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
He who let woman on top is ****ing up
No difference between man and mouse - both end in *****
Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
People who make Confucius joke speak bad English
Man who love and loses, have not right lawyer
When lady say `no´ she mean `perhaps´ when she say `perhaps´ she mean `yes´ but when she say `yes´, she not a lady
When man 60 marry girl 25, like buying book for someone else to read
Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner
Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy
Girl who do back spring on bedspring have offspring next spring
Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet *****
Crowded elevator smell different to midget
He who eats too many prunes, sits on potty many moons
Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self
Man who make love to girl on hill...he not on level
Honeymoon over when man who whispered sweet nothings
before now say nothing sweet
Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time
Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself
Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park
meat in girl
Man who eat jellybean relieve self in technicolor
Man who jizz in cash register come into money
Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants
Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp ****
Man who sit on tack get point!
Man who sink into woman's arms will soon find arms in woman's
sink
A girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability.
Man who gets kicked in *********, left holding the bag
He who eats crackers in bed get crummy sleep
Eunuch not strange creature, just man cut out to be bachelor.
Man who dream of eating giant mushroom---wake up with no
pillow
Boy and girl go camping together sure to have naughty intent
Chemist who fall in acid, absorbed in work
Secretary not permanent until screwed on desk
Man do not mind bust in mouth if provided by beautiful
voluptuous lady
Men who put cream in tart not always bakers
Man become old when he watch food instead of waitress
Girl who make love in tomb may soon become mummy
Wise man never play leapfrog with a unicorn
Woman who spend much time on bedspring may get offspring
Man trapped in pantry have himself in jam
Women take to good hearted men. Also from
Man who shoot off mouth, expect to lose face
Man with big mouth, beware of foot
Schoolboy who mess around with school girl during wrong period
get caught red-handed
House without bathroom, uncanny
Man who throw dirt, losing ground
Two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn
Man trapped in sewer eat **** and die
Do not drink and park, accidents cause people
Man who crosses ocean twice without washing, is a dirty double
crosser
It take square *** to **** brick
He who have last laugh, not get joke
Woman who dance while wearing a jock strap have make believe
ballroom
Man who throw away watch, wasting time
Man who **** into wind get wet
Man with tool in woman's mouth, not necessarily a dentist
Woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains out of molehills
Learn to ********** -- come in handy
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame
Man who date flat-chested girl have good reason to feel low-
down
Man who lifts stones off woman get rocks off
he who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger
man who stand on toilet, is high on pot
Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly
Baseball is wrong, man with four ***** cannot walk
Virginity like bubble, one ***** all gone
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to
Bangkok
man go to sleep with woman on mind, wake up with solution in hand
Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs
Man who run in front of car get tired
Man who run behind car get exhausted
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
Man who scratches *** should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth
War not determine who right, war determine who left
Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night
Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind on his orders
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it
Man who lie around all day playing with tool not necessarily mechanic
Man who drive like hell bound to get there
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement
Man who sneeze without hanky take matter into own hands
Man who lay woman on ground get piece on earth
To make egg roll, push it
Hamsters which crawl into the wrong orifice get ****-faced
All men eat, but Fu Manchu
He who kisses woman's *** get crack in jaw
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
He who let woman on top is ****ing up
No difference between man and mouse - both end in *****
Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
People who make Confucius joke speak bad English
Man who love and loses, have not right lawyer
When lady say `no´ she mean `perhaps´ when she say `perhaps´ she mean `yes´ but when she say `yes´, she not a lady
When man 60 marry girl 25, like buying book for someone else to read
Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner
Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy
Girl who do back spring on bedspring have offspring next spring
Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet *****
Crowded elevator smell different to midget
He who eats too many prunes, sits on potty many moons
Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self
Man who make love to girl on hill...he not on level
Honeymoon over when man who whispered sweet nothings
before now say nothing sweet
Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time
Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself
Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park
meat in girl
Man who eat jellybean relieve self in technicolor
Man who jizz in cash register come into money
Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants
Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp ****
Man who sit on tack get point!
Man who sink into woman's arms will soon find arms in woman's
sink
A girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability.
Man who gets kicked in *********, left holding the bag
He who eats crackers in bed get crummy sleep
Eunuch not strange creature, just man cut out to be bachelor.
Man who dream of eating giant mushroom---wake up with no
pillow
Boy and girl go camping together sure to have naughty intent
Chemist who fall in acid, absorbed in work
Secretary not permanent until screwed on desk
Man do not mind bust in mouth if provided by beautiful
voluptuous lady
Men who put cream in tart not always bakers
Man become old when he watch food instead of waitress
Girl who make love in tomb may soon become mummy
Wise man never play leapfrog with a unicorn
Woman who spend much time on bedspring may get offspring
Man trapped in pantry have himself in jam
Women take to good hearted men. Also from
Man who shoot off mouth, expect to lose face
Man with big mouth, beware of foot
Schoolboy who mess around with school girl during wrong period
get caught red-handed
House without bathroom, uncanny
Man who throw dirt, losing ground
Two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn
Man trapped in sewer eat **** and die
Do not drink and park, accidents cause people
Man who crosses ocean twice without washing, is a dirty double
crosser
It take square *** to **** brick
He who have last laugh, not get joke
Woman who dance while wearing a jock strap have make believe
ballroom
Man who throw away watch, wasting time
Man who **** into wind get wet
Man with tool in woman's mouth, not necessarily a dentist
Woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains out of molehills
Learn to ********** -- come in handy
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame
Man who date flat-chested girl have good reason to feel low-
down
Man who lifts stones off woman get rocks off
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