Hmmmm on the way to the superbikes in Sydney.Just got into the 100 zone and the ole itchy clutch finger syndrome struck BWOOOAAAAAP ....about 30 meters into a wheelie a comes the other way.BAAANG the front down , thinking I am in **** again , keep riding for a few minutes and yes he is after me
So I pull over and jump off the bike and go up to the cop all excited like "well I know why you pulled me over!! Did you see that??!!!!I was waiting for my mates to catch up and when I did I put it in 2nd and jeeez it nearly got away on me!!!!"
Cop asks for my licence and checks out the bike trying to look like he knows what it is.....
"have you ever been in trouble with the police before?"
"uuuuuh not for a few years"
"I can easy check...what was it for"
(wheelie of course) "uhhh neg driving..."
"for something similar?"
"uhhh kinda"
"well just take it easy , you know the way they build bikes now they can do things like that....."
"Yes sir , thankyou sir , have a nice day sir...."

MWAHAHAHAHA

 

so he let you go??? dang, i wish i could get out of it that easy!!!!

 

That happened to me about a year ago. Coming home at about 10 at night, saw a bunch of youths loitering on the side of the road and popped one up for them.....right past a cop car coming the other way. He walked up to me and said, "pretty impressive that is", excellent, he told me to stop being a ********, don't do **** like that in town, and let me go!!!

Glad you got off Ned!!!!!!!!!!! They're not all *******.

 

ROFL.... God damm I love the AUSSIE lingo. Anyway, congrats. While we are on the topic. I had a similar incident. A couple of summer's ago. I was doing .. WEll it is a 4 plus hour trip for any normal driver. I did it in 2 1/2. Anyway, I was flying allong this side road which is right near all the ski resorts. So it is very, hilly. The road is like a roller coaster, very fun I might ad. So anyway, I would be flying over the crest's of the hills, burried my speedo many times, passing .. Dozens of cars at a time. Anyway got to the bottom of one, start going up the other side of this hill, and looked in my mirror. Well I saw this car passing all these cars as well. My thoughts *look at this yahoo, what does he think he is doing passing like that in a car* Anyway, after several times that I looked, I happened to notice it was a po po. Well, Hmm... Considering I really had not a clue where I was, and I was reading a map from my tank bag. I pulled over after I crested the hill. Took my brain bucket off, lit up a smoke. Well the cop nearly blew right passed me. Anyway, he was actually quite cool I must say. He started off by what is your big hurry?.. LOL.. I made up some story that some people were chasing me. He knew I was lying. He gave me a ticket for not having a vlaid insurance slip. 60 $. Not bad. he then after all was said and done, said " so how fast were ya goin?" I told em I had no clue. Anyway he also rides and just told me that this road is majorly patrolled and take it easy. Well I did for the next, oh, 2 km's, then back to speed. Good times.

 

good to see u guys got off easy


i went for a little ride after work saturday and came up to this nice straight and brought it up and a damn came around the bend up ahead and i didnt even realize it was a cop until i passed him all i saw was brake lights but i didnt stick around for the ticket.

 

Gee...thats good Ned.I was gunna go down to syd get my new gearbox then go to the superbikes.But when I spoke to you on sat night and you said you did not wanna go I thought f!ck it I will just sleep in and potter around the shed.So how was it and who came along
P.S Was gunna get that g-box off boxers mate but then I found one for less and newer at a wreckers so I am planning to go to syd to pick it up tomorrie with a mate maybe get a few other bits aswell.So I should have it up and running by sat night if the boys help out

 

hehe, would like to see you trying to talk your way out of a flamingo :P

 

I got pulled over a month ago and the cop asked why i didn't knock it back a couple of gears and make a run for it.

 

That reminded me of a time me and a mate got pulled up for speeding. The cop was so happy that we'd stopped he let us off our tickets. What he didn't know was that we knew there were road works up around the corner, and we'd have been f**ked if we'd gapped it.

 

I think just about everyone has had an encounter like that, bout 2 months after got my bike was on the outskirts of brissie goin through roadworks (damn slow) so anywys I got out the other side and decided to blow out some cobwebs, took off from lights going up this hill and crested doin about 120 in a 60 zone, right into the sight of a biker cop coming the other way, needless to say he pulled me over and lectured me for about 20 mins on how ****in stupid it was then let me go with a ''pull your ****in head in son''.
bout a month later did a similar thing but right in the city, except this time I just nicked off down the back roads and lost him.

But the best one I heard was a mate on a ZX750R on his wedding day having to pick up some keys of his bride-to-be who forgot to leave them for him at home, so anyway the lad was a tad frustrated and took off and reckons he was sittin almost vertical for about 200m till a copper pulled out of a side street and busted him, but my mate explained the situation, getting married and all, and the cop actually apologised for pulling him over and wished him good luckand left. woohoo