> A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate
> > > funeral. A huge heart
> > > covered in flowers stood behind the casket
> > > during the service.
> > > Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the
> > > casket rolled inside.
> > > The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in
> > > the beautiful heart forever.
> > >
> > > At that point, one of the mourners burst into
> > > laughter. When all eyes
> > > stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just
> > > thinking of my own
> > > funeral........I'm a gynecologist."
> > >
> > > And at that point, the proctologist fainted.