A nurse walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check. She pulls out a rectal thermometer and tries to write with it. She looks at the teller when she realizes her mistake and says... "Well that is just great-JUST GREAT-some *******'s got my pen!"

 

lol i like that one.

 

good one!

 

HAHAHA THATS 2 FUNNY

 

I was wondering why I had an extra pen??

 

Good jokes are hard to come by, good one ICE Maiden!