God F.ucking D.amnit
Okay, well, ******, a friend and me went off on a long journey along the praire path, we got really f.uckin far and we saw what looked like a popo car, but i saw it had rainbows on it, so i thought it wasnt. Well it turned out that it was a popo car with rainbows on the side of the car. so we did a 180 out of there, we saw the cop speed down the road to try to head us off. so we did another 180 and kept going. we saw a car stopped on the praire path around south elgin. I stopped and talked to my friends to see what we wanted to do. we decided to blow past them. Well, it didnt really work out that way
They decided to put themselves in front of us, and with the car blocking the way, there was no way of getting around. I saw that so i stayed back a lil so i had time to turn around, but ****** pulled right up to those ****s and i could see they'd dick him in the face if he tried to leave. so i stayed with my friend, they told us the police were coming, so i sat there, and plotted a getaway, but i didnt think it was worth it unless all of us ran, which was hard to do. The man told us to turn off our bikes, i looked at ******, then looked at the guy, no one moved. I rammed the bike into first and then to second not even looking back. When i did look back, no one was there. I decided that they'd prolly head me off later on the path and then i'd really pay. so i turned around and when i got back told the guy that i had to starve my bike of gas to shut it off.
****... i shoulda kept runnin
in the end the towing company wanted godamn 100 $ for each bike towed. they used one truck and their towing buisness was right there. So we bitched those over-charging f.ucks down to an overall price of 150 $ for all of them, which was still BS. Plus we had to make 2 trips there to pick up all the bikes. the moral of this tragic story is that you should never wait around for some **** to f.uck you over.
They decided to put themselves in front of us, and with the car blocking the way, there was no way of getting around. I saw that so i stayed back a lil so i had time to turn around, but ****** pulled right up to those ****s and i could see they'd dick him in the face if he tried to leave. so i stayed with my friend, they told us the police were coming, so i sat there, and plotted a getaway, but i didnt think it was worth it unless all of us ran, which was hard to do. The man told us to turn off our bikes, i looked at ******, then looked at the guy, no one moved. I rammed the bike into first and then to second not even looking back. When i did look back, no one was there. I decided that they'd prolly head me off later on the path and then i'd really pay. so i turned around and when i got back told the guy that i had to starve my bike of gas to shut it off.
****... i shoulda kept runnin
in the end the towing company wanted godamn 100 $ for each bike towed. they used one truck and their towing buisness was right there. So we bitched those over-charging f.ucks down to an overall price of 150 $ for all of them, which was still BS. Plus we had to make 2 trips there to pick up all the bikes. the moral of this tragic story is that you should never wait around for some **** to f.uck you over.
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Re: God F.ucking D.amnit
undefinedyeah, but f.uck the
[PHP]yeah, but f.uck the (police)[/PHP]
I TOLD you to stay off the PP
damn....
yeah, but f.uck the (police)
Originally Posted by needa50
Okay, well, ******, a friend and me went off on a long journey along the praire path, we got really f.uckin far and we saw what looked like a popo car, but i saw it had rainbows on it, so i thought it wasnt. Well it turned out that it was a popo car with rainbows on the side of the car. so we did a 180 out of there, we saw the cop speed down the road to try to head us off. so we did another 180 and kept going. we saw a car stopped on the praire path around south elgin. I stopped and talked to my friends to see what we wanted to do. we decided to blow past them. Well, it didnt really work out that way
They decided to put themselves in front of us, and with the car blocking the way, there was no way of getting around. I saw that so i stayed back a lil so i had time to turn around, but ****** pulled right up to those ****s and i could see they'd dick him in the face if he tried to leave. so i stayed with my friend, they told us the police were coming, so i sat there, and plotted a getaway, but i didnt think it was worth it unless all of us ran, which was hard to do. The man told us to turn off our bikes, i looked at ******, then looked at the guy, no one moved. I rammed the bike into first and then to second not even looking back. When i did look back, no one was there. I decided that they'd prolly head me off later on the path and then i'd really pay. so i turned around and when i got back told the guy that i had to starve my bike of gas to shut it off.
****... i shoulda kept runnin
in the end the towing company wanted godamn 100 $ for each bike towed. they used one truck and their towing buisness was right there. So we bitched those over-charging f.ucks down to an overall price of 150 $ for all of them, which was still BS. Plus we had to make 2 trips there to pick up all the bikes. the moral of this tragic story is that you should never wait around for some **** to f.uck you over.

They decided to put themselves in front of us, and with the car blocking the way, there was no way of getting around. I saw that so i stayed back a lil so i had time to turn around, but ****** pulled right up to those ****s and i could see they'd dick him in the face if he tried to leave. so i stayed with my friend, they told us the police were coming, so i sat there, and plotted a getaway, but i didnt think it was worth it unless all of us ran, which was hard to do. The man told us to turn off our bikes, i looked at ******, then looked at the guy, no one moved. I rammed the bike into first and then to second not even looking back. When i did look back, no one was there. I decided that they'd prolly head me off later on the path and then i'd really pay. so i turned around and when i got back told the guy that i had to starve my bike of gas to shut it off.
****... i shoulda kept runnin
in the end the towing company wanted godamn 100 $ for each bike towed. they used one truck and their towing buisness was right there. So we bitched those over-charging f.ucks down to an overall price of 150 $ for all of them, which was still BS. Plus we had to make 2 trips there to pick up all the bikes. the moral of this tragic story is that you should never wait around for some **** to f.uck you over.
[PHP]yeah, but f.uck the (police)[/PHP]
I TOLD you to stay off the PP
damn....
Re: God F.ucking D.amnit
so wait, you're telling me you let some dude stop you? Not even a cop? There's no way on god's green earth I would have let someone grab me. If they tried they'd probably end up with a 110 through there windshield. Unless it was a cop f*ck them, say you thought they were trying to kidnap/rap/jump you lol.
We use to have people put there arms out sideways as if to catch us all the time. Lower your head and stay on the gas, either they move it or lose it.
We use to have people put there arms out sideways as if to catch us all the time. Lower your head and stay on the gas, either they move it or lose it.
Re: God F.ucking D.amnit
you can't have anything motorized on the prairie path, so it is illegal, but there's enough losers out there that try and take the law into their own hands like this guy since a 50 is so much bigger than the mountain bikes that normally are on the path....
Re: God F.ucking D.amnit
nah, these ****s were big and buff, they WERE the owners of that stretch of the praire path. Yeah, I know, we were ****in stupid, but i didnt wanna leave unless we could all go. Me and my other friend couldve easily left ****** there, but that'd be lame. People tell me the same thing on the praire path "you cant do that on here" We'll f.ucker, I am, and why are you telling me? do you think i cant read?
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Re: God F.ucking D.amnit
Originally Posted by needa50
nah, these ****s were big and buff, they WERE the owners of that stretch of the praire path. Yeah, I know, we were ****in stupid, but i didnt wanna leave unless we could all go.
tell 'em special ed, gene, ...
Re: God F.ucking D.amnit
lol I would have handled that **** accordingly, they get one warning to get out the way. After that anything goes.
Maybe we'll run into these guys next time we rock the path
Maybe we'll run into these guys next time we rock the path
Re: God F.ucking D.amnit
Im lucky, Im 14 And 6ft And 190 lbs. I can easily bench over 150, never tried higher. I am one of the fastest kids on my grade. I can pick my 160 lbs sister and throw her around like a rag doll. I was the hardest hitting tackler on our foot ball team. Not to many peoplescrew with me, and Im still growing.
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