they started one in the stunt forum. start a fiddy version

https://www.stuntlife.com/forums/sho...5&page=1&pp=20

so whats the funniest thing a cop has said to you after pulling you over on the 50

 

i'll see ya at work tomorrow

 

i wanna ride with this guy!

 

we'll hook up some day...i just found out you guys got the gravity games again....i'll be there with fiddy in hand...

 

u will have to let me know when it is and ill round everyone up to go ride. we have a few spots where wont yell at us. or u could always bring the uniform and badge.

 

"ride over that cab"

 

Well most cops reply "you're a little bit big for that kid's bike son." I have had cops say things like this as well:

"So how much does that little bugger cost, where do ya pick one up?"

"Goin to the circus?"

"Who'd ya steal it from?"

 

were did u steal that u fat ****

 

"lisence,regisration, and proof of insurance"

my reply was um who would put insurance on a bike this small

 

funny thing happened to me the other day, was at out normal spot, got kicked out by johnny law, told us to go aheasd and ride them home, haha

 

i was riding on the bike path and a cop pulled me over and was like "watch out for pedestrians" i just think pedestrians is a funny word for people hhaahha

 

We were out in a small group making a video....our friend Matt was wearing his full leathers, boots, helmet and knee sliders riding his pocketbike around the parking lot.....cop says "worried your going to crash" Matt says "I think I got the hang of it" the cop just started laughing told us to have fun and be safe :YEAH

 

one said "so do you have to reg those little things"

I swear you think they never read a law book in there life.

 

well the other day the local police came to one of our spots and after my bro rode a wheelie past him he said " your pretty stupid u know that "

 

"u make me nervous watchin u do those standem up poppers"

 

1.we were at the park and the cops came in... said we should probably head on home.... or at least wait until he turned around and left the park.

2. riding thru the mall and we got stopped by mall security and he said...are those street legal? we all said oh yea...his reply...ok stay off the grass,we pay alot of money to keep the lawn nice.

 

i like that one... FTP

my friend yzfrone was telling me that one time a cop pulled them over on the fiddys and said "you're in a bad neighborhood you know that?", so he said "yeah, we live here"
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I don't know why cops have to be such fagots when it comes to small stuff like that. Its like damn go stop a drunk driver or a bomb threat or something. But, the non-gay ones that ask u how much they are and where you get them arn't as bad. but still **** THEM!

 

Officer #1(chic who now knows my address and everytime there is a complaint she's at my house waiting. 8one7 has been trying to lay down some mack on her) "You weren't just riding that thing down the main 45mph street at night??" My response, "What?? No that would be ilegal!"

Officer #2 "That is the coolest thing I've seen in a long time! Hey check my bike out(Kawasaki just like in CHIPS). Here sit on it. Feel how it's balanced. Check the radar out. I shot it into the mirror, so it looks like I'm just sitting here smoking a cig! etc, etc, etc." My response "Officer Joe your the ****!!!"

 

Time for new T-shirts! "We got stand 'em up poppers on lock"