Marine Corps Entrance Exam
08-16-2004, 09:42 PM
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Marine Corps Entrance Exam
Marine Corps Entrance Exam
Subject: MARINE ENTRANCE EXAM
Time Limit: 3 Weeks
Name: _____________________________
Signature: _____________________________
1. What language is spoken in France?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to? (check only one)
___ (a) build a bridge
___ (b) sail the ocean
___ (c) lead an army or
___ (D) WRITE A PLAY!!!!
4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)
___ (a) Jewish
___ (b) Catholic
___ (c) Hindu
___ (d) Polish
___ (e) Agnostic
___ (f) Muslim
___ (g) Irish
___ (h) Buddhist
___ (i) Protestant
___ (j) Italian
___ (k) Southern Baptist
5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?
6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
8. What are people in America's far north called? (check only one)
___ (a) Westerners
___ (b) Southerners
___ (c) Northerners
9. Spell: Bush, Carter, and Clinton (please print)
Bush : _________________________________________
Carter : _________________________________________
Clinton: _________________________________________
10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five:
11. Where does rain come from? (check only one)
___ (a) Macy's
___ (b) a 7-11
___ (c) Canada
___ (d) the sky (clouds)
12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity? (check only one)
___ (a) yes
___ (b) no
13. What are coat hangers used for?
14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?
15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS (please print).
16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?
17. Which part of America produces the most oranges (check only one)?
___ (a) New York
___ (b) Florida
___ (c) Canada
___ (d) Wisconsin
18. Basic Math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?
19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corporation) stand for?
20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?
___ (a) B.C.
___ (b) A.D.
21. What Does the NAVY do? (check only one)
___ (a) Sail the seven seas and play with inflatable dolls
___ (b) Haul Marines to various fight locations around the world!
22. Who is the current President of the United States of America? (check only one)
___ (a) Usama bin Laden
___ (b) Jimmy Carter
___ (c) Ronald Reagan
___ (d) General George C, Patton
___ (e) Adolf Hitler
___ (f) GEORGE W. BUSH
23. Where do most Marines receive their basic training? (check only one)
___ (a) The White House
___ (b) Camp David
___ (c) Disneyland
___ (d) Nixon's Library
___ (e) Watergate Hotel
___ (f) Santa's Lodge at the North Pole
___ (g) Parris Island South Carolina
24. Joining the Marines is better than:
___ (a) Joining the Army, Air Force, Coast Guard, or Navy
___ (b) Having SEX
25. You are in a Bar and someone insults the Marine Corp., YOU should:
___ (a) Go home immediately and tell your Mother
___ (b) Follow tradition and kick the crap out of them
26. As a Marine you will be expected to:
___ (a) Die for your country
___ (b) Call your mommy when you get hurt
27. There are three (3) branches to the United States Government, they are (check only one):
___ (a) Executive, Legislative, and Judicial
___ (b) Army, Navy, Marines
___ (c) White, Black, and Hispanic
___ (d) Protestant, Jewish, and Catholic
28. D.I. stands for (check only one):
___ (a) Drill Instructor
___ (b) Dickwad Inventor
___ (c) Down In
___ (d) D-Day Invasion
29. Advanced Math: You have one pound of Grapes. How many pounds of grapes do you have?
30. My Sexual Preference Is:
___ (a) Heterosexual (straight as an arrow and true blue)
___ (b) Bi-Sexual (I do both males and females)
___ (c) Gay (queer as a 3-dollar bill and twice as horny)
___ (d) I am straight but willing to learn various butt ****ing and blow
job techniques.
31. If I am masturbating, then I am:
___ Jerking Off
___ Playing with my ****
___ Straightening My Pole
___ Flexing my lower muscles
32. **** Packing is for:
___ Queers
___ Babes who like it up the ***
33. Underage Girls and Marines mean:
___ (a) Trouble
___ (b) Angry Fathers
___ (c) Shotgun Weddings
___ (d) Statutory Rape Charges unless your in the deep south
___ (e) All of the above
34. There are only two things that come from Oklahoma, Steers and Queers:
___ I agree
___ I do not agree
35. In war, I must (check as many as apply):
___ Kill the enemy, my creed will be one shot, one kill
___ Yell out, "Hey ya all want to surrender?"
___ Take NO Prisoners, kill them all, let God sort them out later
Test Notations:
* You must correctly answer five (5) or more questions to qualify.
* If you are stuck on any questions, you may ask the monitor for help.
* Cheating is not tolerated but may be overlooked if YOU currently have the body of Arnold Schwarzenegger when he won the Mr. Universe Contest.
* If you brought your dog or horse with you, please don't bring it into the test room, tie it up outside.
Important Test Note: We would appreciate it if you would NOT ********** during the test.
Subject: MARINE ENTRANCE EXAM
Time Limit: 3 Weeks
Name: _____________________________
Signature: _____________________________
1. What language is spoken in France?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to? (check only one)
___ (a) build a bridge
___ (b) sail the ocean
___ (c) lead an army or
___ (D) WRITE A PLAY!!!!
4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)
___ (a) Jewish
___ (b) Catholic
___ (c) Hindu
___ (d) Polish
___ (e) Agnostic
___ (f) Muslim
___ (g) Irish
___ (h) Buddhist
___ (i) Protestant
___ (j) Italian
___ (k) Southern Baptist
5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?
6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
8. What are people in America's far north called? (check only one)
___ (a) Westerners
___ (b) Southerners
___ (c) Northerners
9. Spell: Bush, Carter, and Clinton (please print)
Bush : _________________________________________
Carter : _________________________________________
Clinton: _________________________________________
10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five:
11. Where does rain come from? (check only one)
___ (a) Macy's
___ (b) a 7-11
___ (c) Canada
___ (d) the sky (clouds)
12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity? (check only one)
___ (a) yes
___ (b) no
13. What are coat hangers used for?
14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?
15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS (please print).
16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?
17. Which part of America produces the most oranges (check only one)?
___ (a) New York
___ (b) Florida
___ (c) Canada
___ (d) Wisconsin
18. Basic Math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?
19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corporation) stand for?
20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?
___ (a) B.C.
___ (b) A.D.
21. What Does the NAVY do? (check only one)
___ (a) Sail the seven seas and play with inflatable dolls
___ (b) Haul Marines to various fight locations around the world!
22. Who is the current President of the United States of America? (check only one)
___ (a) Usama bin Laden
___ (b) Jimmy Carter
___ (c) Ronald Reagan
___ (d) General George C, Patton
___ (e) Adolf Hitler
___ (f) GEORGE W. BUSH
23. Where do most Marines receive their basic training? (check only one)
___ (a) The White House
___ (b) Camp David
___ (c) Disneyland
___ (d) Nixon's Library
___ (e) Watergate Hotel
___ (f) Santa's Lodge at the North Pole
___ (g) Parris Island South Carolina
24. Joining the Marines is better than:
___ (a) Joining the Army, Air Force, Coast Guard, or Navy
___ (b) Having SEX
25. You are in a Bar and someone insults the Marine Corp., YOU should:
___ (a) Go home immediately and tell your Mother
___ (b) Follow tradition and kick the crap out of them
26. As a Marine you will be expected to:
___ (a) Die for your country
___ (b) Call your mommy when you get hurt
27. There are three (3) branches to the United States Government, they are (check only one):
___ (a) Executive, Legislative, and Judicial
___ (b) Army, Navy, Marines
___ (c) White, Black, and Hispanic
___ (d) Protestant, Jewish, and Catholic
28. D.I. stands for (check only one):
___ (a) Drill Instructor
___ (b) Dickwad Inventor
___ (c) Down In
___ (d) D-Day Invasion
29. Advanced Math: You have one pound of Grapes. How many pounds of grapes do you have?
30. My Sexual Preference Is:
___ (a) Heterosexual (straight as an arrow and true blue)
___ (b) Bi-Sexual (I do both males and females)
___ (c) Gay (queer as a 3-dollar bill and twice as horny)
___ (d) I am straight but willing to learn various butt ****ing and blow
job techniques.
31. If I am masturbating, then I am:
___ Jerking Off
___ Playing with my ****
___ Straightening My Pole
___ Flexing my lower muscles
32. **** Packing is for:
___ Queers
___ Babes who like it up the ***
33. Underage Girls and Marines mean:
___ (a) Trouble
___ (b) Angry Fathers
___ (c) Shotgun Weddings
___ (d) Statutory Rape Charges unless your in the deep south
___ (e) All of the above
34. There are only two things that come from Oklahoma, Steers and Queers:
___ I agree
___ I do not agree
35. In war, I must (check as many as apply):
___ Kill the enemy, my creed will be one shot, one kill
___ Yell out, "Hey ya all want to surrender?"
___ Take NO Prisoners, kill them all, let God sort them out later
Test Notations:
* You must correctly answer five (5) or more questions to qualify.
* If you are stuck on any questions, you may ask the monitor for help.
* Cheating is not tolerated but may be overlooked if YOU currently have the body of Arnold Schwarzenegger when he won the Mr. Universe Contest.
* If you brought your dog or horse with you, please don't bring it into the test room, tie it up outside.
Important Test Note: We would appreciate it if you would NOT ********** during the test.
08-17-2004, 05:37 AM
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Re: Marine Corps Entrance Exam
****, even the ASVAB was easier.
I actually thought WTF when (I took it on the computer) the picture of a piston came up on screen, with the question, "This is a:" and then several choices. I was thinking oh you gotta be f*cking kidding me.
I actually thought WTF when (I took it on the computer) the picture of a piston came up on screen, with the question, "This is a:" and then several choices. I was thinking oh you gotta be f*cking kidding me.
08-17-2004, 09:27 AM
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Re: Marine Corps Entrance Exam
Originally Posted by Lotensin22
****, even the ASVAB was easier.
I actually thought WTF when (I took it on the computer) the picture of a piston came up on screen, with the question, "This is a:" and then several choices. I was thinking oh you gotta be f*cking kidding me.
I actually thought WTF when (I took it on the computer) the picture of a piston came up on screen, with the question, "This is a:" and then several choices. I was thinking oh you gotta be f*cking kidding me.
08-23-2004, 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Angel Of Death
The asvab was the easiest test i have ever taken. My GT is 131 my EL 131, CL 118 and the other one is 123
JK man. But I will tell you one thing I get guys who score in the 80's and 90's and pick 03 
08-23-2004, 09:50 PM
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No wonder your the few and the proud, maybe they should just go back to the old method when your given a round peg and 3 holes to chose from, of course they would all have to be round otherwise you would have to but racks in the testing room.
08-24-2004, 04:57 AM
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Re: Marine Corps Entrance Exam
Originally Posted by Coastie
No wonder your the few and the proud, maybe they should just go back to the old method when your given a round peg and 3 holes to chose from, of course they would all have to be round otherwise you would have to but racks in the testing room.
**** dude, with the peg and three holes method we'd have a major manpower shortage!
ps. (ssgtlittle) F grunts, I've never met one I could stand talking to for more than 2 minutes. They're the reason the minimum asvab score is 31 (to the best of my memory)
08-24-2004, 07:49 AM
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you do have a point! There are only a few that I've ever met that I can actually sit and talk with. Most of them are too OOHRAH for me. But, a lot of grunts I put in scored 65 and above. Matter of fact just put a young gent in the other day with a bachelors degree and scored a 92 (on the ASVAB) into the grunts. You never can tell.
10-13-2004, 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted by ssgtlittle
just put a young gent in the other day with a bachelors degree and scored a 92 (on the ASVAB) into the grunts. You never can tell.
10-13-2004, 04:28 PM
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Re: Marine Corps Entrance Exam
Cause officers are gay and overpaid. 
I scored a 118 on my asvab (I think thats what it was) and I went in as a 55b. Can anyone say BORING!! after an assload of bitchin and waiting I got approved to go to another school for a different MOS. Oh, and I'm in college. And yes, I'm thinkin about changing to 11b and going to stryker brigade. We "smart" people aren't really that smart!
I scored a 118 on my asvab (I think thats what it was) and I went in as a 55b. Can anyone say BORING!! after an assload of bitchin and waiting I got approved to go to another school for a different MOS. Oh, and I'm in college. And yes, I'm thinkin about changing to 11b and going to stryker brigade. We "smart" people aren't really that smart! 
but yes... I would like some officer pay! :YEAH
10-14-2004, 10:35 AM
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Re: Marine Corps Entrance Exam
Originally Posted by tt600guy
was this kid a complete MORON? why didnt he go to OCS?????????????
stay safe, OUT.
10-15-2004, 02:04 AM
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Hey don't hate. Officer life isn't as easy as it's cracked up to be, well at least for Company Grade officers(I don't know about field grade LOL). But being responsible for EVERY aspect of 40 men's lives isn't very easy.
10-24-2004, 07:24 PM
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that was awsome......I like some of the Army's officers, they're cool people. But my unit doesnt have any officers :YEAH , we have a commander, and platoon sgt's, and an a-hole 1st sgt.
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