you guys know there is a name for these cops that like to wrongfully accuse people and abuse peoples rights?? here in florida we call them "dolphins" basically just a cop swimming for attention like almost every dolphin in the sea..we couldn't use squid because one of my friends said he heard that term used before.

 

u are not a cop. if so post ur info and badge number

i've been pulled over on my bike many times bc the cops want to ask me about it and try and get me to take their highway safety course that they are sponsoring.

 

well this isn't the a*hole-cop story, just the oppposite...

my dad went to our old spot (graveyard) and talks to some suppervisor there...somehow they come to some guy that was making noise every day with a bike...he calls the cops every time but they just ask him what kind of helmet this guy has and after he reponds they do nothing...he said the guys must be one of theirs....and my dad tells him it was his son...lol

so my dad tells me the story and i tell it to a friend of mine who is a security guard...the exact same day he calls me from a workplace and says he was talking to a young cop and they came to wheelies in traffic subject, and he says they know they must not touch him and me...lol

we made manny cop-friends that come and watch while we practice, but there are still few ******* that will harras us...

 

Im pretty sure he was joikin about bein a cop dude. His avatar explains it all!!!

 

the worst is gettin harrassed by a girl cop..lol no matter what your drivin or how good ur lookin that day lol....those **** bitches ALWAYS throw you a ticket....ive been harrassed by a girl cop doin absolutely nothing...i got a full hindle exhaust and i was riding in my town area which is a 2 lane road into the town and i was stopped at a light...my bike idles at a good 1300..(need to turn that down lol)...but anyways she puts on her lights demands me to get off my bike (while shes on her speaker)...tells me to park my bike an throw the keys on the hood of the cop car...i do so because i didnt do anythin at the time so i wasnt worried...she getts out of her car SCREAMINN at me sayin my bikes to loud for this community and im a disgrace to this town and i should be thrown out of the town for being a biker...(theres only a good 10 bikers in my town by the way haha)...she gives me a noise complaint ticket or whatever you call them an she tells me if she ever see's me on this road again she'll have my bike impounded and over $1,000 in fines....FTP...i hate girl cops..

 

posting for a friend who will remain nameless:

got charged with:

speeding to elude
exceeding 45 in a 45
no endorsement (bs i have it cop was a ****)

lol lawyer is gettin it dropped bc she didnt clock me

so he's gettin it dropped to 9 over..then that drops the eludin. so i only get 1 point.

costing me 1000 bucks.

it was a lesson learned. i shoulda said, that kid dont like me, dunno what ur talkin about sorry.

now i ride with friends i kno wont rat me. or i just ride solo when i wanna do dumb ****.

haha had road blocks setup for me 2 weeks ago city wide but i was way gone by then lmao when my buddy called me and told me that. all for doin whoolies

 

Should have put it in quiet mode duh! I know what you mean tho girl cops feel like they got something to prove, But where else are lesbians going to get a job?

But I would rather listen to your exaust all day then hear britney spears cranked up with pre-teens singing along in their mom's mini van.

 

thats good advice, even tho you were smiling. always tell the cop you dont know them. If i was ever asked, i'd tell them i met them online, or at a bike night, and only know them as John.

as for the loud exhaust ticket.... fight it, unless the cop got out a DB reader to actually have proof it was too loud, they should throw it out. (It happened to me once, and i said not guilty and the P.D. got it thrown out)

 

Chick cops are the worst! They are all bitches. Everyone I've ever seen anyway. I was at a kickback and the cops showed up. This chick cop just comes running through the house like she is retarded. They never even knocked or anything. She tried to get crazy with this one guy and he wasnt havin it. He started bein a smartass to her and me and my friend snuck out while the attention was on the other guy. I didnt know anyone else there so I didnt feel bad about leavin their asses to get in trouble.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT5BG...eature=related

This girl rocks! Stuck it to the man. As a normal paying customer I dont get to go behind the counter and assult an employee, Did you see Officer Farva was cleared of all charges too?!? WTF I bet that same ********** is still rolling a black and white.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gnibt...eature=related
here is more to **** you off.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6BsZ...eature=related

 

and so much for freedom of expression.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E3Xb...eature=related

 

me and a few of my homies left the lot to go to the gas station and on the way back we were all rockin **** and there was a girl cop on the service road that goes rite to the lot. we had to pass her. when we did she did nothing but smile. I would of fucked here for that one..

 

the **** would I lie about being a cop, I could get arrested on here for trying to impersonate a cop.

 

^^^^

Is that possible? Its not like your enforcing anything. I could really care less if you are a cop or not. No disrespect to you, but that guy is a homo for even calling you out.

 

dont worry guys... I ride a bike and im going to college right now to be a cop.... Ill always give the biker leeway... I have been harrased by a cop while on my bike before... It SUCKS!!!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDNU3FKiIlI

 

Let me be the first to welcome my favorite newb to the site "KRAZYKARL!" LOL... you know i had to mess with you.

Anyways here's my story, it's more funny and than anything.

Myself and two friends went out riding through this small town (small as ****!)
anyways we got to a stop sign, looked left and realized they had a town fair going on. We decided we'd check it out, so we turn around and follow this ford escape through the fair. I'm guessing the fair was coming to an end because there wasn't really anyone or anything going on.
I was leading so i ride up to the stop sign, take my helmet off because my phone was going off.
so i'm sitting at the stop sign and my buddies comes up to me and tells me to hurry up and put my stuff back on because cops are coming, i'm guessing they were following us on foot. I told him to relax since we didn't do anything wrong. Before i had time to put my gloves on they take off, i'm still at the stop sign. As soon as i get rolling light are behind me. So i stop and start to take my helmet off when this cop chick pulls up next to me yelling, telling me to turn the bike off and wait for her. she takes off after my buddies, so i'm sitting there looking around and don't see any cops, so i was lthinking screw this i'm going home i didn't do **** wrong so i'm not going to sit around and get a bullshit ticket. So let's just say i did a dissapearing act.
I decide to call my friends to see how they fared only to find out that they're in the back of the chick cop's cruiser and she's asking info on who i was.
well then she figures out who he's talking to, so she snaches the phone out of his hands and calls me back. I hang up on her, she then leaves a message saying that my friends are not going home until i turn myself in.
Her message went something like this:" Hey xxxmen, this is really shitty that you would leave your friends, they're not going home until you turn yourself in, i'm a cop in town xyz i'm also a deputy in the town where you reside and i'll find you....yadeeyadah...."
I laugh everytime i think about it.
The only shitty part was my buddy got a C&I because they said we drove somewhere that was marked off, when the truth is we followed that ford escape. If we did something wrong then the ford driver should have been getting pulled over too.

**** you officer Johnson! LOL

 

Alright, get ready for this. Sorta Long:

Well, me and a couple of my buddies went down to corpus to ride with some fellow guys we knew down there. Get there at like 1 in the morning, then decide we'll all beat up the streets on fiddy's!!! The guy that went down there with us, we were staying at his parents house, and told us that if we run into any johnny law's we'll be ok cause his aunt's been on the force for like 11 years. So we take it to walmart to get some **** we need, then say **** it!! Why not beat up the streets a lil more? So were doin our thing, i'm pickin up the rear of our pack of 7, when all of a sudden I see my buddy in front of me start to jump the curb, look to my left of a 4 way split street were goin down, then realize why he did it. It was one of Corpus Christi's finest!!! Hahaha...

So we all go down about 500 more feet into this carwash on the right hand side. Mind you, this is about 2 in the morning. So we all collect here, and I figure, alright, were just gonna explain to this ****** why were out having harmless fun, when all of a sudden the guy leading the pack, the guy who's parents house we were staying at, jumps the curb and heads across the street. So now it's on!!! But lo and behold, to our dismay we run into a plaza area where the local nightclub scene is, and also where half of CCPD's finest is at with the paddy wagon, picking up PI's coming out of the club. So we cross the street, all 7 of us, my buddy gettin nearly taken out cause of a vigilante wrecker trying to stop us, into a bunch of pig's runnin after us saying stop. So we bob and weave, duck and juke our way through a back alleyway, got a cruiser behind me, red and blues blarin, sayin stop, when I see the adjacent street in front of me, and my possible freedom from this whole sitiation, lol, when my buddy lowsides his fiddy right in front of me. So I front brake hard and nearly stoppie over his head and was in third gear, so I said ****, couldnt continue on. I was so far ahead of the douchebag behind me, that I had time to put my kickstand down, turn off my fiddy, dismount, and then lie on the ground with my hands on my back. What a ******* waste!!!! LOL

So, i'm on the ground, look at my buddy that lowsided, he get's speared by a ******* cop that thinks he's fixin to foot it and slams his head in the ground twice!!! WOW!! Then look at my black friend in front of me, and he get's kicked in the head by another ****** ************, while he's already on the ground like me!!! So naturally, when they grab me and say "Put your hands behind your back", I tell "They're already there". So were in the back of the squad car, my buddies freakin out cause he thinks his life is over, and i'm telling him to chill the *** out. Then my buddy who got ddt'd get thrown in there with us and ask him "Are you ok?". When he turns to me, I really felt sorry for my buddy!!! God-Damn, he was throughly abused....lol.

So then there's like 10 cars there, they're throwin our fiddy's on a trailer like they're ****** tricycles, lol, then one of the officers come's up, opens the door ans ask's where the rest of my friends are at, to where I reply "Iunno"....lol. He proceeds to tell me "I'm ****** lyin" in which I respond "If I knew where they were, I would be with them".....Hahahahaha, and he get's pissed and slams the door. Well to make a long story short, 5 of us get thrown in jail for the night, officer tell's us were gettin charged with felony evasion, on a fiddy!!!! LOL, douchebag *************!!!! We all get a lawyer that one of my buddies know's for instances like this, then 2 months and only 500 dollars later, the charges get dropped!!! Hahahaha, the whole night, we had everyone in the jail laughing cause they thought it was hilarious that we were runnin on fiddy's, and they were trying to charge us with felony evasion!!! But now, i'm scott free, no probation, no court and saying **** CCPD (Corpus Christi PD)!!!!!!

Lesson learned here: Dont get busted!!!!! Hahahahahahahahaha.......

 

i feel ya dude, i had a similar experience once. this is the dumbest thing ive ever been pulled for....early one morning, on my way to work, im sitting at a red light waiting to turn right. at this light there are two right lanes for two different roads. the near right you can turn on red but the far right you have to wait for the arrow. so i get the arrow to go right and i make my turn, at the same time a cop is turning left. it is about 500 yds to the next light, when i come to a stop i see the cop coming up behind me with lights and sirens so i pull into a parking lot on the corner. the lady cop gets out and gets my license and **** and asks me if i know what i had done. naturally i said no, i have no idea. which i didnt. she tells me that i had made an illegal right turn and nearly hit her when she was turning. which was bs because i was on the slow lane of a two lane road, so if we came close to contacting it would have been her being two lanesfarther over than she should have been. i usually dont argue with police but this one i had to put a word or two in. she maintained that i had to wait for all of the green lights from my side of the intersection to turn green. which again is bs because the light for each direction wont turn unless a car is in each designated lane. anyway i guess i intimidated her enough that she called backup and funny eough three more cars showed up. luckily they were a little better trained in how traffic lights and laws work and were kind enough to enlighten this dumb bitch, who still wrote me a warning ticket for absolutely no reason than her feeling stupid and trying to save face. the real ironic part is that i recieved two more tickets that same week for other ****

 

Thanks for putting me into a ragefest because of those videos.
and to think people wonder why nobody likes cops.