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Nov 25, 2008 | 03:28 PM

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Official Text Message Thread

What kind of funny chain texts have been sent to your phone?

last night I got a good one.

I asked Santa for a Hummer with lots of chrome for Christmas, ****** sent me a crack ***** with braces!

SEND TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS!

can we keep the conversation to a minimum in this thread please so its easier to locate the messages?

thank you.

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Nov 25, 2008 | 03:38 PM

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Re: Official Text Message Thread

The police found a body with no brain, fucked up teeth and a swollen *******, I'm worried, call me if you're OK!!!!

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Nov 25, 2008 | 03:40 PM

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Re: Official Text Message Thread

whats wrong with your fone? everytime i call it says, "the subscriber you are tryin to reach is currently givin head. please try again"

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Nov 25, 2008 | 03:43 PM

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Re: Official Text Message Thread

remember today is "hug a retard" day, so dont freak out like you did last year, noone is tryin to hurt you.

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Nov 25, 2008 | 03:46 PM

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Re: Official Text Message Thread

the new christmas drink at the white house. watermelon juice and vodka. its called a nig nog

not that funny really

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Nov 25, 2008 | 04:29 PM

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Re: Official Text Message Thread

The police are looking for a suspect described as sexy, funny and great in bed... your ugly as is safe but where can I hide?

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Nov 25, 2008 | 04:31 PM

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Re: Official Text Message Thread

Some ****** was talkin **** about you, sayin you eat dick sandwiches, but I got your back, I told him you dont even like bread!

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Nov 26, 2008 | 02:40 PM

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Re: Official Text Message Thread

I heard you got robbed at gunpoint with two options! Suck dick or give up your phone.... I see you still have your phone **** sucker!

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Nov 26, 2008 | 02:46 PM

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Re: Official Text Message Thread

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Originally Posted by roadsurfr7

Some ****** was talkin **** about you, sayin you eat dick sandwiches, but I got your back, I told him you dont even like bread!

best one so far imo lol..

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Dec 3, 2008 | 03:34 PM

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Re: Official Text Message Thread

I bought a race horse the other day named "my face". He's not that fast, but imagine the ppl in the stands yellin, "COME ON MY FACE! YOU CAN DO IT, COME ON MY FACE!"

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Dec 4, 2008 | 12:21 PM

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Re: Official Text Message Thread

Are you okay? I heard a short bus wrecked on the highway this morning and I know how much you hate wearing your helmet.

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Dec 24, 2008 | 02:44 AM

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Re: Official Text Message Thread

Quote:

Originally Posted by sQuiD FigHTer

I bought a race horse the other day named "my face". He's not that fast, but imagine the ppl in the stands yellin, "COME ON MY FACE! YOU CAN DO IT, COME ON MY FACE!"

best one yet

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Dec 24, 2008 | 02:58 AM

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Re: Official Text Message Thread

executive ordrer of the pres all whites report to the cottton fields tomorrow morning

sent day after obama won

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Dec 24, 2008 | 02:59 AM

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Re: Official Text Message Thread

Quote:

Originally Posted by sQuiD FigHTer

the new christmas drink at the white house. watermelon juice and vodka. its called a nig nog

not that funny really

funniest one i think

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Jan 2, 2009 | 03:59 PM

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Re: Official Text Message Thread

Quote:

Originally Posted by sQuiD FigHTer

I bought a race horse the other day named "my face". He's not that fast, but imagine the ppl in the stands yellin, "COME ON MY FACE! YOU CAN DO IT, COME ON MY FACE!"

damn thats good

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Jan 9, 2009 | 10:09 PM

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Re: Official Text Message Thread

A hillbilly was ****** his sister, he says "whats so funny?" She says "you **** like dad!" He says "I know, mom told me."

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Jan 9, 2009 | 10:11 PM

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Re: Official Text Message Thread

A man showed his gray hair on his chest to get social security. His wife said "now show them your dick so you can get disability."

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Jan 15, 2009 | 09:54 PM

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Re: Official Text Message Thread

a husband tattooed "i love you" on his dick and his wife said, there you go again puttin words in my mouth!

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Jan 15, 2009 | 10:01 PM

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Re: Official Text Message Thread

If you wake up on Christmas morning to Santa jerking off on your face, Don't worry, I told him you wanted a white Christmas!!

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Jan 15, 2009 | 10:09 PM

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Re: Official Text Message Thread

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Originally Posted by gsxr1k7

executive ordrer of the pres all whites report to the cottton fields tomorrow morning

sent day after obama won

my mom sent me that one, and that is WAAAAAYYYY out there for my mom... shes nothin but good and gets pissed when i fart in her kitchen

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