What do pussies and grapefruits have in common?
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From: ohio
Re: What do pussies and grapefruits have in common?
what do you tell a women with two black eyes?
Nothin you haven't already told here twice.
What does a women do when she gets back from the battered wives shelter?????
The dishes, if she knows whats good for her!
Nothin you haven't already told here twice.
What does a women do when she gets back from the battered wives shelter?????
The dishes, if she knows whats good for her!
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From: Lewiston ME, USA
Re: What do pussies and grapefruits have in common?
Why is a laundry mat a bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman that can't afford a wash machine won't be able to support you.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be open by the time she brings it to you.
Because a woman that can't afford a wash machine won't be able to support you.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be open by the time she brings it to you.
Wannabe
Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 234
From: Sweden
Re: What do pussies and grapefruits have in common?
If a man runs his wife over with his car, who's fault is it?
The women's, because she should have told him that he's not supposed to drive in the kitchen.
Why did the woman cross the road? It doesnt matter, why was she out of the kitchen in the first place.
why cant women ski? because theres no snow between the bedroom and the kitchen.
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From: Detroit, MI
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