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Old 01-18-2008, 11:06 AM
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What do pussies and grapefruits have in common?
The good ones squirt when you eat 'um
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True, but I really think it all depends on how you eat them. lol
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What do you call the area between a womans ***** and ****?

A waist.
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What do you call the useless skin around the *****?




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Why do they call it a waist?
You fit another set of **** there
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huh...fruity womanhaters
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Why shouldnt you ever buy your women a watch?











Theirs one on the kitchen stove.
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i MAKE BITCHEZ CRY SERIOUSLY!!!
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Why don't women need drivers licences?









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Re: What do pussies and grapefruits have in common?

those are all halarious!!
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Re: What do pussies and grapefruits have in common?
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Why don't women need drivers licences?









There are no roads between the living room and the kitchen


Bwahahahahahaha !!!
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Very good, keep 'em coming!!! After some Coffee I might be able to pull a joke or 2 from this head of mine too
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why do women wear perfume and makeup?






cuz they're stink and they're ugly!

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cuz they're stink and they're ugly!

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Durty,
that is friggin halarious!!
I'm still laughing
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Re: What do pussies and grapefruits have in common?
DURTY hahahaha that was a lame joke though i gotta say

i rmbr dlish would post up threads like this 3 or 4 times a day with diff jokes.
then they kinda dissapeared
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I sit here and laugh my *** off most of the time and if im not lol I have a grin on my face.
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I can't stand it!!
That pic of Ponch with your a *** on it just friggin cracks my up
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The Joke

It's that funny *** pic that is killin me!!
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Re: What do pussies and grapefruits have in common?
Why can't Helen Keller drive?


Cause she's a woman...
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